# Ted Nugent predicts terror attacks on 11 Sept., 2014.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 9, 2014, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938 "2014-09-09T08:40:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/1 "2014-09-09T08:40:52Z")

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Don’t know where to put this, but since the Nuge is a major rock figure, Cafe Society seems as good a place as any. Mods, move it if necessary.

It seems Ted Nugent took to his Facebook wall on September 4, and predicted that terrorists would strike at the United States and Europe on Thursday, the 13th anniversary of September 11, 2001.

[QUOTE=The Nuge]  
This is going to be the real deal & absolutely survivable against these 4th world allahpuke zombies. STAND! Go heavy, Only a–holes are outgunned, Dont be outgunned or out ammo’d. Goodluck. Be safe, Shoot straight & OFTEN, Godspeed, killemall  
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So, is Nugent living in the same world as the rest of us? Is he trolling us? Is dementia setting in on him? He says wacky stuff all the time. What is really going on in his mind? Does he just say shit for the publicity?

> **[Ted Nugent Predicts Terrorist Attack](https://ultimateclassicrock.com/ted-nugent-terrorist-attack/)**
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> Ted Nugent predicts a terrorist attack is coming soon.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/2 "2014-09-09T08:48:44Z")

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Nuge the Stooge. A whack job since 1958.

(Clarification: Yes, I know he was born in 1948, but he’s been performing since 1958. Still, now that I think about it, he’s probably been a whack job since 1948 too.)

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/3 "2014-09-09T09:30:17Z")

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“Person known to be horribly deranged says something deranged.” This is news how? Can we please just collectively stop caring about Ted Nugent? His music is mediocre and he hasn’t brought anything of note out in quite a while. Meanwhile, he’s a racist, xenophobic douchebag gun nut. He has nothing of value to contribute to any discussion on anything other than “Ted Nugent’s old discography”. We need to stop giving crazy old stars like this guy and Trump a national platform for their ignorance. It’s just _stupid_. And it makes us all dumber.

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/4 "2014-09-09T09:58:41Z")

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Which of the following is the average armed, turkey-hunt cammo wearing white guy more likely to be shot by, in a bar or the parking lot of a strip club?

4th World Allapuke Zombie

Hoodied Black thug

armed, turkey-hunt cammo wearing white guy

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**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/5 "2014-09-09T10:06:16Z")

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I went to the link in the OP - Has Nugent always been so incoherent? \*  
All I know about him is he’s a very conservative nut job. And Cat Scratch Fever.

\*Oh, I guess he has. From his [wiki](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Nugent) page:

> [@](#):
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> Following the reelection of President Obama on November 6, 2012, Nugent posted several angry tweets on Twitter:
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> ```
> "Pimps whores & welfare brats & their soulless supporters hav a president to destroy America" (Posted November 7, 2012 10:36 am)
> "What subhuman varmint believes others must pay for their obesity booze cellphones birthcontrol abortions & lives" (Posted November 7, 2012 11:30 am)
> "Goodluk America u just voted for economic & spiritual suicide. Soulless fools" (Posted November 7, 2012 11:34 am) [68]
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> ```

All righty then.

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/6 "2014-09-09T10:11:48Z")

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I remember a guy at school really liked him. I really liked the name of his band _The Amboy Dukes_. Never much liked Ted though.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/7 "2014-09-09T10:21:14Z")

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I wish Ted would go away.

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/8 "2014-09-09T10:43:18Z")

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If there’s one person who would know this vital information and have it all figured out, it’s an ageing rock star who nobody really remembers.

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/9 "2014-09-09T11:03:48Z")

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I’d believe he had good information on a terror attack, if he was the one planning it. I would not put it past him.

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**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/10 "2014-09-09T11:05:52Z")

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I want my obesity booze cellphone, because that sounds awesome.

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/11 "2014-09-09T11:14:55Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> If there’s one person who would know this vital information and have it all figured out, it’s an ageing rock star who nobody really remembers.

He’s probably more famous as a right wing gun freak than he ever was as a rock star.

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/12 "2014-09-09T11:25:29Z")

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You gotta admire him. He cranks up the crazy to 11 every time.

It’s a wonder he’s not eating his own feces yet.

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/13 "2014-09-09T11:36:21Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> So, is Nugent living in the same world as the rest of us?

Nope. Not even the same galaxy.

He’s yet another aging scared white dude, intimidated now that the law doesn’t keep down everybody but white dudes.

I don’t know who keeps trotting him out for interviews, but we Dopers need to find that person and get them to stop.

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/14 "2014-09-09T11:41:22Z")

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> [@scabpicker](#):
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> I want my **obesity booze cellphone** , because that sounds awesome.

It’s Nugent’s 21st century paranoid update of The Pogues “Rum, Sodomy and the Lash”

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/15 "2014-09-09T11:58:55Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Y
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> It’s a wonder he’s not eating his own feces yet.

Only because he’s not trying to dodge the draft anymore.

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/16 "2014-09-09T12:03:21Z")

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> [@Slithy\_Tove](#):
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> Which of the following is the average armed, turkey-hunt cammo wearing white guy more likely to be shot by, in a bar or the parking lot of a strip club?
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> 4th World Allapuke Zombie
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> Hoodied Black thug
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> armed, turkey-hunt cammo wearing white guy

Ooh! I know! The white guy! And, specifically, himself, by accident.

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/17 "2014-09-09T12:05:00Z")

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Wouldn’t allahpuke be, like, a rainbow or something?

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/18 "2014-09-09T12:38:40Z")

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What I want to know is why he thinks the word should be “ammo’d”. What’s the analogue to that, and did he find it in Shakespeare?

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/19 "2014-09-09T12:42:50Z")

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makes me want to poop in my pants.

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/20 "2014-09-09T12:49:29Z")

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Ted Nugent should be institutionalized or lobotomized. What a whack-a-doodle. Unfortunately, for every Ted Nugent there are a thousand that think just like him.

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