# Ted Nugent predicts terror attacks on 11 Sept., 2014.

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**Created:** [September 9, 2014, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938 "2014-09-09T08:40:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/41 "2014-09-10T11:42:27Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Nuge is way over the top in his ranting but he is not the only person “predicting” an incident on 9/11 this year. I’ve seen mentions of it in mainstream media and from the wackier posters on my Facebook feed. Some even wondering about holding kids out of school or daycare that day.
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> I say if you live in fear, the terrorists have already won.

Indeed.  
Some people I know have created and maintain a [9/11 memorial](http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2012/09/out_of_violence_comes_love_mem.html). We’ll all be there, unarmed, for the annual candlelight vigil tomorrow night.

Haven’t there been dire predictions of another attack just about every year? I remember on the ten-year anniversary of 9/11 there certainly were.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/42 "2014-09-10T11:48:52Z")

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Best part? When no one attacks he can take credit for alerting everyone and scaring off the terrorists.

Win-win!

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**Author:** ![Arkcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Arkcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arkcon)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/43 "2014-09-10T13:14:23Z")

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I really loved when he was on the Simpsons, as a candidate endorsed by Homer the right-wing-nut. Lisa tries to talk him out of it “Ted Nugent … sure we all love his music”

Really Lisa? Really? You’re an eight year old, ultra-left wing little girl Jazz aficionado. What’s your favorite, “Cat Scratch Fever”? “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang”? His stuff with the Damn Yankees? Tell us your favorite Lisa. You said it, now back it up.

Lazy writers.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/44 "2014-09-10T13:21:17Z")

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> [@Arkcon](#):
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> I really loved when he was on the Simpsons, as a candidate endorsed by Homer the right-wing-nut. Lisa tries to talk him out of it “Ted Nugent … sure we all love his music”
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> Really Lisa? Really? You’re an eight year old, ultra-left wing little girl Jazz aficionado. What’s your favorite, “Cat Scratch Fever”? “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang”? His stuff with the Damn Yankees? Tell us your favorite Lisa. You said it, now back it up.
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> Lazy writers.

Was he actually voicing himself? Then they weren’t being lazy, they were being polite to the man in the room. The man who owns a lot of weapons.

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**Author:** ![Grestarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grestarian/32/3227_2.png) [@Grestarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grestarian)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/45 "2014-09-10T20:12:07Z")

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We could have been spared this whole thread and the tweet that spawned it, if only he had followed through on his promise to leave the country if Barack Obama was re-elected.

But I guess since Streisand didn’t follow-through on hers…☹

—G!

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**Author:** ![Claverhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/46 "2014-09-10T20:54:37Z")

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Terrorists would be stupid to attack on the anointed day.  
You do it on the day after.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/47 "2014-09-10T23:07:29Z")

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> [@Arkcon](#):
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> I really loved when he was on the Simpsons, as a candidate endorsed by Homer the right-wing-nut. Lisa tries to talk him out of it “Ted Nugent … sure we all love his music”
> 
> Really Lisa? Really? You’re an eight year old, ultra-left wing little girl Jazz aficionado. What’s your favorite, “Cat Scratch Fever”? “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang”? His stuff with the Damn Yankees? Tell us your favorite Lisa. You said it, now back it up.
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> Lazy writers.

> [@Revtim](#):
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> Was he actually voicing himself? Then they weren’t being lazy, they were being polite to the man in the room. The man who owns a lot of weapons.

I’ve been given to understand that voice recording of Simpson’s episodes is done on a piecemeal basis; the special guest voice typically not only doesn’t see the entire script, he (or she) never even meets the cast.

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**Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/48 "2014-09-11T00:16:27Z")

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At least Nugent’s popular with the ladies. Reasons?

He shoots deep in the bush.

He always shoots twice.

He always eats what he shoots.

😃

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**Author:** ![Donald\_Rump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Donald\_Rump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donald_Rump)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/49 "2014-09-11T13:56:38Z")

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#NugeFail. For now it looks like The Nuge is still a better rock musician than clairvoyant. Which _really_ ain’t saying much.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/50 "2014-09-11T15:10:49Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Thing about Nugent and Limbaugh and Coulter is that once you find profit in saying zany things, there’s no way you can ever stop.

Sadly, this. We’re in the Troll Era, where people think it’s tremendously fun to say deliberately stupid and inflammatory things just to watch others react. Worse still, there’s money to be made in doing so.

When something bad happens because of it, people act surprised and hurt that there might be consequences to their speech (and usually scream FREE SPEECH or other nonsense), but as you notice, it never stops them from doing it again in the very next breath.

Fame and Money outweigh a civil society.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/51 "2014-09-11T16:02:53Z")

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The Sam Houston Tollway seemed a lot more jammed up than usual this morning. I blame the terrorists.

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**Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/52 "2014-09-11T17:52:48Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> Ted Nugent should be institutionalized or lobotomized.

The problem is that no doctor wants to make an appointment – there’s always the risk he’ll mistake it for a draft physical.

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/53 "2014-09-11T19:05:21Z")

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Traffic this morning was was fine on the freeway. Then when I reached my exit… total gridlock. Took me 45 minutes to travel the last 1/4 mile to work.

It turns out the defense contractor around the corner went into Defcon 5 mode due to it being 9/11, and they were searching every single vehicle that was entering their compound. and they’re a _big_ company, with lots of employees, so the backup stretched a good half-mile in every direction.

I assume that all employees were being given full body cavity searches as well, but I was already late for work, so I didn’t try to get close enough to look.

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**Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/54 "2014-09-11T19:10:20Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> Defcon 5

[nitpick]  
Defcon 1 you mean.  
[/nitpick]

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/55 "2014-09-11T19:12:02Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> Traffic this morning was was fine on the freeway. Then when I reached my exit… total gridlock. Took me 45 minutes to travel the last 1/4 mile to work.
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> It turns out the defense contractor around the corner went into Defcon 5 mode due to it being 9/11, and they were searching every single vehicle that was entering their compound. and they’re a _big_ company, with lots of employees, so the backup stretched a good half-mile in every direction.
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> I assume that all employees were being given full body cavity searches as well, but I was already late for work, so I didn’t try to get close enough to look.

Which one was that? Because the defense contractor here didn’t do anything different than any other day.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/56 "2014-09-11T19:31:41Z")

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> [@Donald\_Rump](#):
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> #NugeFail. For now it looks like The Nuge is still a better rock musician than clairvoyant. Which _really_ ain’t saying much.

Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

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**Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/57 "2014-09-11T19:37:41Z")

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As long as it taints Obama, Nugent would happily welcome a catastrophic terrorist attack.

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**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/58 "2014-09-11T19:40:27Z")

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Well, if you’re going to do crazy right you’ve got to observe the major holidays and Patriot day (that’s right, the official name for 9/11 is Patriot day) is number one. With so many other crazies out there vying for attention, Ted can’t relax for a minute.

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**Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/59 "2014-09-11T19:57:57Z")

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> [@shiftless](#):
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> Well, if you’re going to do crazy right you’ve got to observe the major holidays and Patriot day (that’s right, the official name for 9/11 is Patriot day) is number one.

Maybe Nugent confused “Patriot Day” 2014 with “Patriot’s Day” 2013, where there was a terrorist attack - the Boston Marathon bombing.

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**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/60 "2014-09-11T20:17:10Z")

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> [@shiftless](#):
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> Well, if you’re going to do crazy right you’ve got to observe the major holidays and Patriot day (that’s right, the official name for 9/11 is Patriot day) is number one.

Massachusetts already HAS a Patriots Day, on which a terrorist event occurred.

I’m referring to the “Boston Marathon Bombing”, of course.

The terrorists are trying to confuse. us. \<.\<

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