# Ted Nugent predicts terror attacks on 11 Sept., 2014. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 9, 2014, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938 "2014-09-09T08:40:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/61 "2014-09-11T23:18:41Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > [nitpick] > Defcon 1 you mean. > [/nitpick] The local defense contractor was involved in a nuclear exchange? Hot damn, Ted was right all along! ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/62 "2014-09-12T00:00:52Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > The local defense contractor was involved in a nuclear exchange? > > Hot damn, Ted was right all along! OK, Defcon 3 I suppose, if you want to get that precise. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/63 "2014-09-12T01:14:24Z")
> [@shiftless](#): > > Well, if you’re going to do crazy right you’ve got to observe the major holidays and Patriot day (that’s right, the official name for 9/11 is Patriot day) is number one. With so many other crazies out there vying for attention, Ted can’t relax for a minute. He can’t tolerate competition? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/64 "2014-09-12T02:47:49Z")
Maybe when the Nuge was prognosticating in front of his crystal Rocky Mountain elk skull he saw the number 9/11 and immediately thought it meant September 11. Little did he know his Rocky Mountain elk skull is in fact a \*Eurasian \*elk, which, as everyone knows, uses the European style of writing dates, which means the 9/11 in his vision actually references the ninth day of November. Dumbass. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/65 "2014-09-12T02:52:51Z")
I’m sure we’ll hear him thank Obama for preventing this “certain” attack. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/66 "2014-09-12T04:01:04Z")
Didn’t happen . . . at least in this time zone. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/67 "2014-09-12T04:41:09Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Maybe when the Nuge was prognosticating in front of his crystal Rocky Mountain elk skull he saw the number 9/11 and immediately thought it meant September 11. Little did he know his Rocky Mountain elk skull is in fact a \*Eurasian \*elk, which, as everyone knows, uses the European style of writing dates, which means the 9/11 in his vision actually references the ninth day of November. > > Dumbass. That was Kristallnacht–in 1938. He’s prophesying in the wrong direction!😛 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/68 "2014-09-12T06:46:38Z")
Well its now 11:45pm PST September 11th. What’s next Teddy, flying monkeys? ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/69 "2014-09-12T12:12:29Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Which one was that? Because the defense contractor here didn’t do anything different than any other day. Tacom. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/70 "2014-09-12T14:51:14Z")
If I can’t depend on Uncle Ted, who can I turn to? Life has no meaning! ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938/71 "2014-09-12T15:09:36Z")
This is the guy who wanted to buy out Muzak so he could destroy it. Talk about mindless intolerance. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ted-nugent-predicts-terror-attacks-on-11-sept-2014/697938.md?page=3)