# Teddy Babes, Once Again

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teddy-babes-once-again/475883>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 5, 2008, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teddy-babes-once-again/475883 "2008-12-05T17:31:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teddy-babes-once-again/475883/1 "2008-12-05T17:31:28Z")

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I’d mentioned Teddy Babes in two previous threads. These are sub-lfe-sized plush female “pillows” with ample breasts and buttocks, and working vaginas. They don’t reside in the “uncanny valley” that inflatable dolls do. (Links disarticulated, 'cause they’re NSFW. Unless your workplace doesn’t mind anatominally correct naked women dolls.):  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=432736&highlight=Teddy+Babes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=432736&highlight=Teddy+Babes)

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=451030&highlight=Teddy+Babes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=451030&highlight=Teddy+Babes)

I thought they’d reached the ultimate last time, when I wrote about their Vampire Teddy Babe, but they’ve gone further.  
They’re now making FURRY Teddy Babes. I guess that’s not entirely unexpected.

They come in Cheetah and Bunny. Complete with tails. And working vaginas.  
Now you can feel slightly less weird when indulging your plushie fixation.

(Link disarticulated, 'cause they’re NSFW. Unless your workplace doesn’t mind anatominally correct naked women dolls.)

[http://www](http://www). [teddy-babes.com/furry.html](http://teddy-babes.com/furry.html)

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teddy-babes-once-again/475883/2 "2008-12-09T20:14:13Z")

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Not even one bite?  
Bump

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teddy-babes-once-again/475883/3 "2008-12-09T20:25:27Z")

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wait till after work hours.

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**Author:** ![supergoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@supergoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supergoose)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teddy-babes-once-again/475883/4 "2008-12-09T21:48:37Z")

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Those dolls are pretty well done, from an artistic standpoint. And I find that vampire one hilarious. Wonder how well she sells.

(I really hope there’s some kind of protective plastic between the orifices and the rest of the doll. Cum-soaked doll innards would be disgusting.)

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teddy-babes-once-again/475883/5 "2008-12-09T22:03:08Z")

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Their regular dolls look pretty life-like, but the furry ones (particularly the Cheetah) are very oddly proportioned.