# Teemings #14 : "Dry Bones"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-14-dry-bones/141324>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 8, 2002, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-14-dry-bones/141324 "2002-12-08T17:43:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-14-dry-bones/141324/21 "2002-12-11T13:54:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Caught@Work \*  
> \*\*Are the editors really demanding and change every second line you write, or does your stuff generally make it through unscathed? \*\*

I’ve submitted twice - unscathed both times. Of course, I don’t know how you’de scathe a poem, but my current story is identical to my original Word file.

**Euty** , don’t let it die! PLEASE!!! I’ll send more stuff! I promise! I’ll even help if there’s anything I could do! Seriously!

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-14-dry-bones/141324/22 "2002-12-11T14:18:17Z")

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NO!!! I have read and enjoyed every issue! Advertise for more submissions—publish irregularly—but don’t let it die! I loved Dogzilla’s story, and FCM’s story made me cry!

I am not a writer, or I would submit something…

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**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-14-dry-bones/141324/23 "2002-12-11T14:38:41Z")

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Man.

Only _Teemings_ could possibly persuade me to get over my shyness and submit something.

I’ll do it, Euty, and it won’t even be a song parody.

Please don’t stop, _Teemings_ is one of my favorite things to read.

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**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2002, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-14-dry-bones/141324/24 "2002-12-11T14:48:46Z")

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I’m still pissed off I only get to be a One Hit Wonder. I had visions in my head of the Chicago Reader eventually picking up my work, then the Utne Reader… the Mother Jones… then a book contract. Okay, I was dreaming out loud but still.

However, if keeping this thread alive and campaigning for public outcry will save Teemings… count me in.

I realize Teemings isn’t the only place we can all get published (without getting paid), but it’s really nice to know there is a place for SDMB members. Teemings gives us writers a slight advantage over just cranking something out and hoping to find someone to run it. At least you’ll read our work because we’re members, if for no other reason.

I promise to write more dog stories if you’ll just hang in there.

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-14-dry-bones/141324/25 "2002-12-12T23:59:22Z")

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Hmm … well …

It seems to me that maybe we could just do with a few months off then. Maybe once I get some things in my home situation squared away and recharge some batteries here we could get back to it.

Well, okay … go ahead and if you have submissions, go ahead and sent them in and I’ll reconsider. Whatever you have; text, cartoons, photo essays, whatever.

In the meantime, be on the lookout in this forum for an idea I had this afternoon to pass the time for a fill-in issue.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-14-dry-bones/141324/26 "2002-12-13T01:06:40Z")

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> Are the editors really demanding and change every second line you write, or does your stuff generally make it through unscathed? If unscathed, then I might submit next time.

\*\*Caught@Work, \*\* I’m the senior editor, and **Juniper200** is the associate editor. These are really fancy terms for “spellcheckers.” 😉

In other words, we don’t change much of anything. Spelling errors, the occasional punctuation error. Nothing that would change the actual content of your submission. And if we have a question, we ask. Really!

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-14-dry-bones/141324/27 "2002-12-13T01:14:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eutychus \*  
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> In the meantime, be on the lookout in this forum for an idea I had this afternoon to pass the time for a fill-in issue. \*\*

I think an all bestiality issue is the way to go.

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