# TEEMINGS ... Issue 1 ... NOW ONLINE !! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 1, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-issue-1-now-online/35240 "2000-10-01T13:42:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-issue-1-now-online/35240/1 "2000-10-01T13:42:45Z")
Hot off the press … [Teemings : Issue 1](http://www.geocities.com/teemings/issue01/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-issue-1-now-online/35240/2 "2000-10-01T13:46:45Z")
Darn you Euty, did you have to post this right when I was about to get off my behind and get some work done? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-issue-1-now-online/35240/3 "2000-10-01T15:45:08Z")
Wow, good job you guys. Well done. ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_Next\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@Girl\_Next\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_Next_Door)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-issue-1-now-online/35240/4 "2000-10-01T16:07:05Z")
I am submitting to the next issue, babeh! ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-issue-1-now-online/35240/5 "2000-10-01T21:42:23Z")
I hate poetry, I really do. It seems every schmuck who can rhyme fancies himself a poet. Now, that being said, that peom of Demo’s is making me cry! Bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-issue-1-now-online/35240/6 "2000-10-01T21:47:49Z")
_runs off to a corner to cry_ But people say my poestry is good! So what if some of it rhymes? On another note, where do I submit? ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-issue-1-now-online/35240/7 "2000-10-01T22:12:12Z")
Pfft. I am only one person. I hate ketchup too, but other people like it. poestry? I hope you rhyme better than you spell. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-issue-1-now-online/35240/8 "2000-10-01T22:12:26Z")
About time some wisdom was distlled out of this tremendous pool of contributors. The topics could be all over the place, though. I hope the writers keep the rights to their text… ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-issue-1-now-online/35240/9 "2000-10-01T22:35:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kellibelli \* > \*\*I hate poetry, I really do. It seems every schmuck who can rhyme fancies himself a poet. > > Now, that being said, that peom of Demo’s is making me cry! > Bastard. \*\* I’ll take that as a compliment.😉 Thanks kells! :: Beaming :: ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-issue-1-now-online/35240/10 "2000-10-01T22:56:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Speaker for the Dead \* > \*\*On another note, where do I submit? \*\* See [Teemings - Editorial Guidelines](http://www.geocities.com/teemings/editorial_guidelines.html) for details. ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-issue-1-now-online/35240/11 "2000-10-01T23:01:09Z")
[http://www.geocities.com/teemings/issue01/chicken.html](http://www.geocities.com/teemings/issue01/chicken.html) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-issue-1-now-online/35240/12 "2000-10-02T02:16:24Z")
WOO HOO! I’m famous. Now the famous magazines of the world will come knocking a my e-door. ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-issue-1-now-online/35240/13 "2000-10-02T02:22:12Z")
Nice job EVERYONE. Note: I grew up a few miles from Old Sturbridge Village. Never saw any anvil exploding contests, though. Cool article! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-issue-1-now-online/35240/14 "2000-10-02T03:53:27Z")
I’m just hiding from the Rex Stout fans. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-issue-1-now-online/35240/15 "2000-10-02T23:05:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > \*\*Now the famous magazines of the world will come knocking a my e-door. \*\* Yeah, I’m basking in the glow myself. In fact, I just had someone mention the other day what a basker I was. Or something like that …