# Teemings Rocks and So Does Scylla!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-rocks-and-so-does-scylla/127840
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 10, 2002, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-rocks-and-so-does-scylla/127840 "2002-09-10T20:48:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author:  [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2002, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-rocks-and-so-does-scylla/127840/1 "2002-09-10T20:48:51Z")
I’m posting this to alert any other Johnny-come-latelys who have never taken a look at [http://www.teemings.com](http://www.teemings.com), the fantastic SDMB e-zine.
I’d visited briefly before, but didn’t peruse it thoroughly until today, when I was directed there by **Tuba** ’s announcement on the subject of September 11. ([In the Wake of the Fire](http://www.teemings.com/extras/wakeofthefire/) is deeply touchingl, BTW. A big shout-out to all of the contributors and specifically to **Gaudere** for the graphics… top notch.)
Anyway, if you want to read some excellent prose, humor, poetry, etc. get your butt to Teemings.
Need further prompting? Check out this hilarious submission from MPSIMS’ very own **Scylla**. He’s fit, intelligent, hilarious and in love with his wife… I’m in deep smit. 🙂
WARNING: Do not drink a beverage of any kind while reading this as the liquid may end up spurting from your nostrils.
[http://www.teemings.com/extras/scylla2.html](http://www.teemings.com/extras/scylla2.html)
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### Author:  [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2002, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-rocks-and-so-does-scylla/127840/2 "2002-09-11T03:07:47Z")
Ouch!
Did I bump into something?
Excuse me. Sorry about that.
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### Author:  [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2002, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-rocks-and-so-does-scylla/127840/3 "2002-09-11T12:34:55Z")
Hey **Scylla** baby!
I forwarded the link to the The Magic Nose Gynecologist story to a bunch of friends… You have fans, my man.
BTW, sixty-four THOUSAND posts!?! Jayzus.
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### Author:  [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2002, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-rocks-and-so-does-scylla/127840/4 "2002-09-11T12:36:37Z")
Whoops. Should be “SIX THOUSAND four hundred posts!?!”
Way to go, dumbass.
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### Author:  [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2002, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-rocks-and-so-does-scylla/127840/5 "2002-09-11T17:39:12Z")
Is **Scylla** the “rock” or the “hard place”? I can never remember…
Another great read as usual.
Thanks **Scylla** for walking the line between likeability and kickass 'tude. Sometimes you walk the tightrope while getting tomatoes tossed at you, but it’s great spectacle. And think of it this way: you’re often the only one with enough tomato juice on hand to wash the stink off these boards.
Keep a stiff…
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### Author:  [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-rocks-and-so-does-scylla/127840/6 "2002-09-11T17:50:34Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by eunoia \*
> \*\*Is **Scylla** the “rock” or the “hard place”? I can never remember…
> \*\*
Scylla is a rock.
At least on his good days.
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### Author:  [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2002, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teemings-rocks-and-so-does-scylla/127840/7 "2002-09-12T11:38:47Z")
Or does Scylla rock with his hard place? 😉