# "Teen-aged Dirtbag"?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teen-aged-dirtbag/35933>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [October 6, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teen-aged-dirtbag/35933 "2000-10-06T06:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teen-aged-dirtbag/35933/1 "2000-10-06T06:23:36Z")

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Am I hearing this song right? Is the singer a lesbian lusting after the title character? Or has my imagination gotten the better of me…again?

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**Author:** ![Ankh\_Too](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Ankh\_Too](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ankh_Too)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teen-aged-dirtbag/35933/2 "2000-10-06T06:27:39Z")

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Not having herad the song to which you refer, I’m going to have to guess. I think you were possibly listening to The Who’s **Baba O’Reily** :

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> Don’t cry  
> Don’t raise your eye  
> It’s only teenage wasteland

But it’s just a guess.

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teen-aged-dirtbag/35933/3 "2000-10-06T06:32:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ankh\_Too \*  
> \*\*Not having herad the song to which you refer, I’m going to have to guess. I think you were possibly listening to The Who’s **Baba O’Reily** :
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> > Don’t cry  
> > Don’t raise your eye  
> > It’s only teenage wasteland
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> But it’s just a guess.
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> \*\*

No, no, NO! I know **The Who** …and this ain’t **The Who**!

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**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teen-aged-dirtbag/35933/4 "2000-10-06T06:46:49Z")

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Yes, it’s “Teenage Dirtbag.” I’m pretty sure the singer is a guy, though. The band is Wheatus.

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teen-aged-dirtbag/35933/5 "2000-10-06T06:52:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Punoqllads \*  
> \*\*Yes, it’s “Teenage Dirtbag.” I’m pretty sure the singer is a guy, though. The band is Wheatus. \*\*

You’re absolutely right…I’d have never guessed the singer was a guy, but according to the band’s website, they’re all guys! 'Course, if you hadn’t told me the band’s _name_, I’d still be in the dark…

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**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teen-aged-dirtbag/35933/6 "2000-10-06T10:31:48Z")

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That song is one of my wife’s favorites. She said it reminded her of a time when I told her she probably wouldn’t have liked me at all back in high school…

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**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teen-aged-dirtbag/35933/7 "2000-10-07T21:24:57Z")

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That my first thought about the song, too. I thought it was pretty for bringing up homosexuality… then I checked out the band’s webpage. It’s still pretty good anyway.

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**Author:** ![Skribbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Skribbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skribbler)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teen-aged-dirtbag/35933/8 "2000-10-07T22:01:58Z")

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I still recall a song from the early 70s, where the line was ‘racked out like a duce in the middle of the night’ meaning a hot rod engine. Most of us thought it said ‘wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night!’

No, I can’t recall the song name or band.

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teen-aged-dirtbag/35933/9 "2000-10-07T22:41:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Skribbler \*  
> \*\*I still recall a song from the early 70s, where the line was ‘racked out like a duce in the middle of the night’ meaning a hot rod engine. Most of us thought it said ‘wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night!’
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> No, I can’t recall the song name or band. \*\*

Well, it was originally Bruce Springstein who did _Blinded by the Light_, but the most popular version is Manfred Mann’s.

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teen-aged-dirtbag/35933/10 "2000-10-08T00:20:43Z")

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Did somebody mention _Blinded by the Light_ and garbled lyrics? Cool! A chance to pimp for the Boss. Both Bosses, actually. **Cecil Adams** on [In “Blinded by the Light,” what exactly is the lyric following the title phrase?](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_148.html).

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**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teen-aged-dirtbag/35933/11 "2000-10-08T00:29:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Skribbler \*  
> \*\*I still recall a song from the early 70s, where the line was ‘racked out like a duce in the middle of the night’ meaning a hot rod engine. Most of us thought it said ‘wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night!’
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> No, I can’t recall the song name or band. \*\*

It appears that you still don’t have the line right. I’ve always heard the correct line is:

“And she was blinded by the light. Cut loose like a deuce  
Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light”

I got this from [http://www.cyberwhiz.com/theboss/lyrics/blinded.htm](http://www.cyberwhiz.com/theboss/lyrics/blinded.htm)

Before I found out what the real lyrics were I always heard it like you did initially.

I just caught your post, **manhattan** when I was previewing. I believe it was in the Straight Dope column where I first heard the correct lyrics and your link just jogged my memory. Thanks!
