# Teenage Dopers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 27, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678 "2003-05-27T01:24:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/61 "2003-05-27T23:21:14Z")

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I’m 16. In 67 days, I will be 17 (drivers license, anyone?) I’m going to be a senior next year - 20 days left of school this year. Then a year left.

So, d’you think it’s bad that senioritis kicked in for me somewhere around halfway through junior year? I’ve got an english paper I’ve been writing for three weeks due in a day or two.

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**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/62 "2003-05-27T23:32:18Z")

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1 year and 4 months left of this hell called the Teen Years. Then for another year I’ll be in the godforsaken limbo of “20” where I’ll no longer be a teenager, but still can’t legally drink.

When it’s gone, Good frigging riddance, I’ll say.

18 here.

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**Author:** ![Lynne\_kilii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d26b3c/32.png) [@Lynne\_kilii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynne_kilii)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/63 "2003-05-28T00:03:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ender\_Will \*  
> \*\*More teens than I imagend there would be, unfortunately. I had this image of myself as a lone wolf type, prowling amongst the older, enlightened crowd unnoticed. Ah well \*\*

Yeah, I’m with you. I’m so confused that some of these peoples that I though were old and wise, are just young…and wise…

**Loneraven, Iampunha, Miss Magic8Ball, Blalron, Speaker for the Dead, Mirror Image egamI rorriM, green\_bladder, DreadCthulhu, Already in Use, Vixenation** , collectively, you have broken my heart for the above reason. The rest of you, I don’t recognize your names on sight _yet_, but rest assured, you have broken my heart as well.

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**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/64 "2003-05-28T00:14:29Z")

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Rachel.  
I’m 19. I’m going to be twenty in four days, so I figure I’d better post now.  
I’ve had two years of college so far, and I’m graduating with a BA in December. I don’t know what grade that makes me; come up with your own interpretation.

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**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/65 "2003-05-28T00:17:33Z")

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I’m 16, turning 17 in less than a month. Going into my senior year of high school. I’ve noticed that most of our under-20 club have low post counts (myself included), is this because of hectic schedule (my excuse) or of low interest?

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**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/66 "2003-05-28T00:25:17Z")

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I’m 15, been here since I was 13 or so.  
I’m finishing the tenth grade soon with honours etc. Um… No plans for the future besides getting rich and retiring early. And maybe taking a few naps along the way. Mmm naps…

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/67 "2003-05-28T00:45:08Z")

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I’m 16 until August 30, then I’ll be 17. Another year in the ninth circle of hell, known only as high school. I’m an idiot, or so it seems to all outward appearences. The “smart” people hate me, because I’m that guy who doesn’t do any homework, yet I consistently have the highest tests grades in the class. One more year to go!

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**Author:** ![CanadianVampyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@CanadianVampyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianVampyr)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/68 "2003-05-28T00:55:58Z")

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**lynne\_killi** , I sure hope you recognize me!

And **Jim** , I’m another vote for the “lack of time” excuse. School takes up too much of my percious posting time. They should really do something about that…

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**Author:** ![CanadianVampyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@CanadianVampyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianVampyr)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/69 "2003-05-28T00:56:07Z")

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**lynne\_killi** , I sure hope you recognize me!

And **Jim** , I’m another vote for the “lack of time” excuse. School takes up too much of my percious posting time. They should really do something about that…😉

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**Author:** ![CanadianVampyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@CanadianVampyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianVampyr)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/70 "2003-05-28T00:57:21Z")

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Ahh! My first double post! Apologies

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**Author:** ![Davidbw1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7993a0/32.png) [@Davidbw1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davidbw1)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/71 "2003-05-28T01:21:19Z")

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I’m 18 and some fraction (0\<aforementioned fraction\<1).  
Just, finally, finishing up high school and I’m gonna go to Brandeis. If there are any Brandeis (or future Brandeis) dopers out there, send me an e-mail, I’ve some questions you might be able to answer.

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**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/72 "2003-05-28T01:29:59Z")

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We should have a bigass no more school, it’s summer party.

Also, I find it hilarious that **lynne\_kilii** thought I was a grownup.

As to not having enough time to post because of school, I get on the boards all the time at school. I finish my math early, then get on the computer.

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**Author:** ![Brilharma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Brilharma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brilharma)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/73 "2003-05-28T01:42:21Z")

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Hello, my name is Ben and I have a proble…er…Sorry, wrong place. I’m 15 and just finishing up freshman year at Pandora-Gilboa High School with my little class of 42 people. **ManDuh003** just got too good for my school and decided to go on to college, poo on her.  
`Brilharma

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**Author:** ![Stccrd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Stccrd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stccrd)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/74 "2003-05-28T02:36:52Z")

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I am that one kid that infamously kills threads. Maybe I am SO insightful that no one else has anything to say. Either that, or I just make everything so dull that no one else would bother to continue the thread.

I posted a stupid “Ask the!” thread.

My name is very unrecognizable.

I called someone retarded, and was then hounded for not being PC.

It doesn’t get anymore teenager than that.

18 and a half, out of Cinci.

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**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/75 "2003-05-28T02:39:23Z")

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I used to get on the boards a lot at school because I would finish my English papers and such long before anybody else, but sadly, my school’s technology head has blocked the boards :mad: Why? We’re not really sure why. She’s never had a reason for blocking anything else, either, though, so I shouldn’t be surprised.

Why does my school have to employ a computer nazi?☹

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**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/76 "2003-05-28T02:44:35Z")

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You’ve got it easy **JimSox** , my school blocked it’s own homepage. There are a total of maybe 35 sites on the whole internet that you can still go to.  
OH THE HUMANITY!

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**Author:** ![Lynne\_kilii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d26b3c/32.png) [@Lynne\_kilii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynne_kilii)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/77 "2003-05-28T03:11:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mirror Image egamI rorriM \*  
> \*\*Also, I find it hilarious that **lynne\_kilii** thought I was a grownup.  
> \*\*

I tend to think everyone is more intelligent than I am, until proven otherwise, hence the everyone is more wise than I am, and the age thing has developed out of a “oh, that so could be a creepy 65-year-old man who wants my nubile teen body” fear. Eep. Now I’m paranoid again.

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> \*Originally posted by CanadianVampyr \*  
> **lynne\_killi, I sure hope you recognize me!**

Of course, my dear(I introduced my moose to the boards, so I already knew she was a teen, and wise).

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**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/78 "2003-05-28T03:20:46Z")

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**Blalron** , your age surprised me. **Angel of the Lord** also threw me for a loop. I had assumed from what I’ve read that you were both much older. Yay for you two.

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**Author:** ![benrocks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@benrocks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/benrocks)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/79 "2003-05-28T04:23:52Z")

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yeah!! i’m 13,  
name: Ben  
Grade 8th

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**Author:** ![Sqube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@Sqube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sqube)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teenage-dopers/177678/80 "2003-05-28T05:44:54Z")

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I’m 18, 19 in July. I just finished my first year of college. I figure to get acknowledged as existing on these boards somewhere around post 6000.

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