# Teeny Tiny Tea Rant (with Lemon)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-tiny-tea-rant-with-lemon/150212>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 22, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-tiny-tea-rant-with-lemon/150212 "2003-01-22T14:37:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 3

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-tiny-tea-rant-with-lemon/150212/41 "2003-01-24T00:27:09Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \*  
> \*\*Ah, tea.
> 
> I love the tea trolly that does a twice daily tour of duty in my office.
> 
> there are two Steel containers, one for tea, the other for Coffee.
> 
> \*\*

_whine_ You have a tea trolley!? I’d give my firstborn child to have a tea trolley! Is your company hiring?

The best I ever get is a co-worker running down to the local coffee shop and bringing me back tea in a styrofoam cup. They charge $2 for lukewarm water and a No Brand teabag, attatched to a plastic strip (which ALWAYS comes off) dispiritedly bobbing in the cup, shedding those little tea leaf crumbles. It’s enough to make a civilized woman cry.

I dislike teabags as a whole. I prefer to make loose tea, blasphemously enough, in a coffee pot reserved for that purpose.

And while I hate lemon as well, the worst thing I have ever seen was what I was served in France when I ordered a tea: a can of tea with ORANGE JUICE in it . . . the resturant had no other. I was appalled, but figured that it must have been a joke that they play on unsuspecting tourists. No one could actually drink that stuff.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![GaryM](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garym/32/241_2.png) [@GaryM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryM)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-tiny-tea-rant-with-lemon/150212/42 "2003-01-24T17:05:14Z")

</div>

Great thread and I appreciate the links. Thanks **Tapioca Dextrin** and **Maeglin**.

I just ordered the green tea sampler and brewer from Adagio.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-tiny-tea-rant-with-lemon/150212/43 "2003-01-24T22:41:23Z")

</div>

Is it true you shot a waitress in Reno… just because she brought you an Arnold Palmer by mistake?

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-tiny-tea-rant-with-lemon/150212.md?page=2)
