# Teeny Weenie Dopefest in Calgary **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 29, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989 "2001-11-29T20:27:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Driftwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f475e1/32.png) [@Driftwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Driftwood)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989/21 "2001-12-01T07:33:21Z")
Hey, I’m not large… I’m… in need of a better PR agent. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![bagkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ab992/32.png) [@bagkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bagkitty)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989/22 "2001-12-01T08:12:26Z")
Ginger… I had a tres shitty day (night in my case) at work – I think I am going to sleep in and try to forget the whole thing… means I am less likely to show on Saturday, sorry… maybe another time ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989/23 "2001-12-01T08:23:36Z")
Poo. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989/24 "2001-12-01T16:40:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Driftwood \* > \*\*Hey, I’m not large… I’m… in need of a better PR agent. 😉 \*\* Large juxtaposed with the little teeny weenie boy I will have with me. Who is actually almost 8 years old, and taller than my granny was. Tiara is on, and I’m out the door in 10 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989/25 "2001-12-01T17:44:00Z")
I’m coming too - I’ll be there at 1! ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989/26 "2001-12-01T18:23:00Z")
Gotta agree with Arwen on the Edmonton thing… 🙂 Mind you, perhaps one day we folks from Edmonton and Calgary could meet in the middle and terrorize the good folks down in Red Deer. A place where you can go into a bar, steal stuff off their walls and have them buy you drinks. Are there any Dopers in Red Deer? If not we better break out the toaster ovens and go on a recruiting drive. Hope you guys have a blast! ---
**Author:** ![Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gut)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989/27 "2001-12-02T01:24:25Z")
Well it was fun and I didn’t even end up with squidgy pants. Did we figure out who the waiter reminded us of? I still say the guy from Silence of the Lambs, Buffalo Bill. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989/28 "2001-12-02T03:19:42Z")
I dunno - I think he reminds me of Jay, as in _Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back_. He wasn’t quite as creepy as Buffalo Bill… Al. [sub]Perhaps we can do the squidgy pants next time…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989/29 "2001-12-02T03:32:54Z")
D’oh! I KNEW I shoulda stayed in Edmonton! We lived there for a while. Well, okay, it was only five months. In 1981. But hey, at least I’ve been there! Why don’t the Vancouver area Dopers get it together? I might even get as far as Seattle, but the big L.A. fests etc. are out of range. ---
**Author:** ![Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gut)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989/30 "2001-12-02T04:04:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\* > He wasn’t quite as creepy as Buffalo Bill… > > [sub]Perhaps we can do the squidgy pants next time…[/sub] \*\* Not creepy, he just kinda looked like him although I can see the Jay resemblance now that you mention it. As for the squidgy pants if you throw a couple devious Hap Ki Do joint locks on me I’m sure you could do whatever the heck you want with my pants. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989/31 "2001-12-02T04:10:55Z")
:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gut)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989/32 "2001-12-02T04:19:28Z")
😃 Well I managed to avoid squidgy pants today. I’m not really eager to experience squidginess. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989/33 "2001-12-02T04:58:06Z")
NO SQUIDGY PANTS! I even made **Driftwood** behave at dinner with the boss. We cruised around the Banff Springs and we have found where the Emperor and Empress shall rule from. Better watch it, **Gut** , or **alice** will be running away from you 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gut)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989/34 "2001-12-02T05:06:42Z")
Uh ya that didn’t seem quite so :eek: when I typed it. What can I say I’m a :wally. At least I don’t have squidgy pants. I am however going insane thanks to [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101866) thread. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989/35 "2001-12-02T05:13:55Z")
Short trip… ---
**Author:** ![Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gut)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989/36 "2001-12-02T05:23:31Z")
😛 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989/37 "2001-12-02T06:36:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*Better watch it, **Gut** , or **alice** will be running away from you 😉 \*\* _ **Sprinting!** _ I believe I said I was Sprinting… ---
**Author:** ![bagkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ab992/32.png) [@bagkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bagkitty)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989/38 "2001-12-02T09:26:32Z")
poo indeed… sorry I missed out meeting y’all (look bagkitty tries to speak Yankee!!) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teeny-weenie-dopefest-in-calgary/95989.md?page=1)