# Teh lolcat Bible FTW! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 15, 2007, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teh-lolcat-bible-ftw/422842 "2007-10-15T21:51:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teh-lolcat-bible-ftw/422842/1 "2007-10-15T21:51:20Z")
[http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main\_Page](http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page) Here’s Ecclesiastes 1:18: “Srsly moar wizdum iz FTL, k. Moar smartz, moar greefz.” ---
**Author:** ![Contrary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/db5fbb/32.png) [@Contrary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrary)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teh-lolcat-bible-ftw/422842/2 "2007-10-15T22:09:11Z")
OK I am now going to hell because I laughed at these opening verses in the Book of Revelation. 1. 4m Mr. John, 2 teh 7 churchez over therr in Asia: Oh Hai, from teh Ceiling Cat whoz alwayz around, and hai from the 7 kittehs sittin next to his chair. 2. Oh, also, hai from Baby Jesus, who iz liek totally leet. Srsly. To Baby Jesus who totally luvz us an died 4 us an stuff, 3. You r awsum, thx. ---
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teh-lolcat-bible-ftw/422842/3 "2007-10-15T22:13:14Z")
If you like that, check out: [loltheist.com](http://loltheist.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teh-lolcat-bible-ftw/422842/4 "2007-10-15T22:16:37Z")
Is already [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=440213). ---
**Author:** ![Auntbeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teh-lolcat-bible-ftw/422842/5 "2007-10-15T22:32:36Z")
I, too, went straight to the Songs of Solomon. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teh-lolcat-bible-ftw/422842/6 "2007-10-15T22:39:34Z")
[QUOTE=stpauler] If you like that, check out: [loltheist.com](http://loltheist.com/) [/QUOTE] OK, hijack here: there’s a particular hyperreal Rockwell-influenced artform there, with JC being all brotherly and guiding in a variety of regular situations (e.g. in that collection, the one with him in a classroom captioned “ur saviour… FLUNKED”) that is ringing massive bells for me, having been seriously evangelised at by family friends when I was seventeen. They gave me many books and comics (possibly even including some Jack Chick), and many of them had benevolent corporeal Jesus guiding people in various places. What’s the story with them? ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/teh-lolcat-bible-ftw/422842/7 "2007-10-15T22:41:30Z")
[This](http://www.ee0r.com/lolckyhorror/index.html) one is for cult classicists everywhere