# Telegram...a game. The resurrection. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 3, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847 "2000-09-03T05:12:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/1 "2000-09-03T05:12:22Z")
See here for instructions and examples: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24959](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24959) O T E F O C H A C D ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/2 "2000-09-03T05:53:22Z")
Only The Evil Fred Offers Children Heavy Acid Cough Drops Here’s a new one, J S W R I G A H L M ---
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/3 "2000-09-03T06:06:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by silent\_rob \* > \*\*J S W R I G A H L M \*\* Jessica Swallows With Reptilian Inefficiency. God Almighty Himself Laughs Maniacally. S W A L D I B ---
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/4 "2000-09-03T06:09:01Z")
(just for the record, I’d like to say that I in no way think God to be a maniac. It just seemed to kind of fit.) ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/5 "2000-09-03T06:16:03Z")
Soon We All Lie Down In Bed. unfortunately, that’s absurdly normal. I’ll try again, I suppose: Such Wandering Always Launches Desperate, Impassioned Bathing. Y C H I N B W E P ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/6 "2000-09-03T06:26:08Z")
You can’t hop in bed with, EEEK, porcupines! akhgebcuiw ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/7 "2000-09-03T06:35:01Z")
All kids have greatly enlarged butts, causing unknown international woe. LOPITSVEWK ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/8 "2000-09-03T07:19:29Z")
“Lay off penis, it tastes skanky!” Verily, Ellen would know. H Y S I T M O A L B ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/9 "2000-09-03T08:27:26Z")
Hot, Young, Sexy! I’m the manly orgasm aide! -Love Bear ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/10 "2000-09-03T08:28:29Z")
ZAFKJHWQPC See what you can do with that!! ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/11 "2000-09-03T11:17:48Z")
ZAFKJHWQPC Zaphod ate funky kiwi, just hoping we’d quit peeing coke. GPWMBXARCD ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/12 "2000-09-03T11:36:14Z")
Great People Will Make Believe Xia A Recorded Chineese Dynasty. (Look it up 🙂 ) syowpcvkel ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/13 "2000-09-03T11:43:30Z")
syowpcvkel Somebody young once wrote,“Pickles cause violent kids extra labor.” ovhrlbppfd ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/14 "2000-09-03T13:11:59Z")
On video, Hank really looked buff – properly proportioned, fat’s DEADSEXY (i know that last words a cheat…) m k t w l n r ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/15 "2000-09-03T13:26:46Z")
Marvin kissed tinkerbell, who looked near rabid. jstwogtalg ---
**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/16 "2000-09-03T13:43:34Z")
John sat there while our gorilla took a leak, gesturing. D M D O N A R T E B ---
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/17 "2000-09-03T23:49:05Z")
Donald moaned, “Damn ox.” Narcissus (a rookie) tried entering Bill. Y T Z Q W P P O G P ---
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/18 "2000-09-03T23:54:53Z")
YTZQWPPOGP You’d titilating zodiac queen, wearing prickly pears offers good protection. MJWITGMIH ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/19 "2000-09-03T23:55:11Z")
Young Tough Zookeepers? Quiet! We’ll Probably Pay Or Get Pulverized. Okay, here’s another one. R S T L N E F M O D ---
**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/20 "2000-09-04T00:35:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JoeyHemlock \* > \*\*MJWITGMIH \*\* Mary just wiggled it; Todd gyrated maniacally in horror. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by silent\_rob \* > \*\*R S T L N E F M O D \*\* Raven, sensous tendrils lay near ears–Felix must’ve offered decapitation. T H E B N S U L V R [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847.md?page=2)