# Telegram...a game. The resurrection. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 3, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847 "2000-09-03T05:12:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Teach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/47e85d/32.png) [@Teach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teach)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/21 "2000-09-04T01:12:57Z")
THEBNSULVR Trashy homosexual exposé: Brandy naughtily sucks Ursula LeGuin’s vagina. Really! FOMSROANDG ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/22 "2000-09-04T01:30:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Teach \* > \*\*FOMSROANDG \*\* For Often Misled Students: Review Often And Never Dis Gary. (Ya had to _know_ Gary.) Four Older Men Said, “Right On,” And Never Did Go. ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/23 "2000-09-04T05:51:43Z")
Fix Our Metered Sex Robot Organization And Never Discount Girls apoiszemtl ---
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/24 "2000-09-04T07:25:52Z")
APOISZEMTL Apprehensively, Paul oinked in surprise, “Zither-esque music? That’s lewd!” D Y D U T K O L A M P ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/25 "2000-09-04T15:09:27Z")
Did You Duck Under The King’s Official Litter And Mumble, Peasant? IWTBIYSBRN ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/26 "2000-09-04T15:26:31Z")
I wouldn’t tickle birds if you stroke backwards, rubbing nails… TYREBJDUPB ---
**Author:** ![lucie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed8c4c/32.png) [@lucie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lucie)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/27 "2000-09-04T15:34:42Z")
T Y R E B J D U P B Two young Republicans eagerly boinked John Denver using peanut butter. M C V W D Y O N A D ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/28 "2000-09-04T15:42:39Z")
> [@](#): > > M C V W D Y O N A D Maybe church, Vera, will decipher Yoko Ono’s awesome droning. B W Y K L A E I G ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/29 "2000-09-04T15:44:04Z")
Let’s make that, “Maybe church, Vera, will decipher Yoko Ono’s neurotically awesome droning.” ---
**Author:** ![lucie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed8c4c/32.png) [@lucie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lucie)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/30 "2000-09-04T16:06:14Z")
Buggery was yesterday’s kink. Lately Athens encourages impregnating girls. K F T U B V L A Q S ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/31 "2000-09-04T17:31:36Z")
Kangaroos Forbid Touching Unclean Brown Violas, Leaving Amy Quite Shaken L J N P T X W ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/32 "2000-09-04T17:37:47Z")
Linx joins neurotic panther trying xanthic whale. JGTREKDEFP ---
**Author:** ![Darqangelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@Darqangelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darqangelle)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/33 "2000-09-04T17:58:12Z")
“Jogging Grapes” tour Regina even knowing death eradicates feeble players UWGBCOSJSH ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/34 "2000-09-04T22:23:37Z")
U W G B C O S J S H Usually, wierd guys bring corn, onions, squash, Jolt: Sure, Homer! A D T I O P J J B ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/35 "2000-09-04T23:31:46Z")
A D T I O P J J B a dog that inexplicably offers psychic jamaican jackal broccoli J H M U F Q H J K ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/36 "2000-09-05T00:54:25Z")
Just How Might Ugandan Friends Quash Hottentot Jubilee Kumquats? N Y D J W H X P ---
**Author:** ![Teach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/47e85d/32.png) [@Teach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teach)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/37 "2000-09-05T01:20:29Z")
N Y D J W H X P Nancy yanked Darrel’s jaw while hoarding X-mas presents. I W D T I I W Y B R ---
**Author:** ![Teach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/47e85d/32.png) [@Teach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teach)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/38 "2000-09-06T02:41:41Z")
I W D T I I W Y B R I wanted Dopers to insert interesting words yesterday, but retry… D F G U A L E V M C ---
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847/39 "2000-09-06T03:01:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Teach \* > \*\* > D F G U A L E V M C \*\* Don fucked Gwen under a little electric vibrating magic cow. O P O F G T B M J W [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game-the-resurrection/31847.md?page=1)