# Telegram...a game. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 19, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948 "2000-05-19T04:31:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/1 "2000-05-19T04:31:05Z")
I give you a series of ten random letters, say; F T D H I J W W R C and the next poster writes a ten word telegram, each word beginning with those letters. So, Fight To Death Heinrich In Joust While Wearing Red Corset Only it’s supposed to be _funny_, unlike mine. Let’s see if this flies. Here ya go!!! G R Y H T T I P S ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/2 "2000-05-19T04:37:52Z")
Got Redemption You Have To Try It Perfectly Safe God, I sound like a christian ad… (he said using the name in vain 😉 ) My turn? J L D I M S S T A R ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/3 "2000-05-19T09:53:33Z")
Just Let’s Do It Monkey Style: Swing, Thrust and Repeat E N C A L A L I E L ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/4 "2000-05-19T13:16:53Z")
Enterprising Noisy Catamites Always Love Androgynous Left-handed Idiots Eating Loudly. F Y E S P W N Y D S ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/5 "2000-05-19T14:05:21Z")
For Your Emphatic Special Pleasure… Wait! Not You, Dumb Shit! P U T I C H Y I Q N C ---
**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/6 "2000-05-19T14:24:40Z")
Putz! Ultress thinks I can’t hear you. Intense quiet. No cats. N K W A P S U R L E ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/7 "2000-05-19T14:44:13Z")
No kids walked around. Perhaps some used really large elephants. M U L L I N A T O R Hey, it’s ten letters. It just kinda jumped out at me. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/8 "2000-05-19T14:56:24Z")
Men usually lure ladies into necking at the old roadhouse. G S T M O O F ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/9 "2000-05-19T14:58:00Z")
I can count, _really_, I can! One more try: G S T M O O F I N T ---
**Author:** ![GreenEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f9ae1b/32.png) [@GreenEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenEyes)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/10 "2000-05-19T15:02:14Z")
GSTMOOFINT Geez, someone tell me of others farting in neighborhood trees… ROFL ---
**Author:** ![GreenEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f9ae1b/32.png) [@GreenEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenEyes)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/11 "2000-05-19T15:04:35Z")
Whoops forgot to leave one… How about… T Y R I P L B W A ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/12 "2000-05-19T15:48:08Z")
T Y R I P L B W A This year really is perfectly lousy because warthogs accumulate. B K R B O P S D X I ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/13 "2000-05-19T16:10:16Z")
B K R B O P S D X I “Being kind really blows,” one pretty sarcastic dipshit (xenophon41) indicated. M V T S L Y I B T E ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/14 "2000-05-19T16:18:00Z")
B K R B O P S D X I Bruised knees revealing brutal orally presented sex disparages xanthochroid individuals. Whew! Here goes… T J P Q N N I A C V ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/15 "2000-05-19T16:30:57Z")
Thou just posted quite nonsequential nonsense! Instead, always check view! ---
**Author:** ![Shadenwawa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@Shadenwawa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadenwawa)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/16 "2000-05-19T16:38:15Z")
My VD’s treatable! So, like, you interested boink this evening? H A W D D M S G H S ---
**Author:** ![Shadenwawa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@Shadenwawa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadenwawa)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/17 "2000-05-19T16:39:28Z")
Should have been: “My VD’s treatable! So, like, you interested? Boink this evening?” Silly me. ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/18 "2000-05-19T16:54:22Z")
H A W D D M S G H S He’s A Worthless Dickhead Dammit. My Sister Gave Him Syphilis! F G W C I L O A D S ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/19 "2000-05-19T17:04:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > H A W D D M S G H S > \*\* Have any weed? Does doing marijuana supercede graduating high school? D G E R K M H H Q R ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/20 "2000-05-19T17:08:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > F G W C I L O A D S > \*\* Argh. Forget God? We Christians indict lots of atheists. Destroy Satan! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948.md?page=2)