# Telegram...a game. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 19, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948 "2000-05-19T04:31:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/61 "2000-05-19T23:40:35Z")
(those are random letters. i can’t help it if those random letters _just happen_ to form an actual word.) ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/62 "2000-05-22T02:53:33Z")
EWAERVTEZH Eventually women are erotically reciprocal: virginity’s temporary. Eroticism’s zealously hedonistic. T S T I W I S A W M ---
**Author:** ![Argeable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5ac83/32.png) [@Argeable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argeable)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/63 "2000-05-22T03:13:19Z")
To see this invention without instant succes advances worldly manifestos Don’t ask. It works. A S D F G H J K L P Look familiar? ---
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/64 "2000-05-22T06:05:45Z")
A S D F G H J K L P Another simpleton destined for good hazing - jailed kook loved Pegasus R K E B J O D W C H ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/65 "2000-05-22T12:36:19Z")
**R K E B J O D W C H** Radial keratatomy easily beats jabbing one’s dick with cruel harpoons. Next! ETOAINSHRD ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/66 "2000-05-22T12:56:02Z")
even tories often ask if nixon should have resisted drugs AHGIKLNMOP ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/67 "2000-05-22T13:23:09Z")
Angry Hags Group In Knitting, Lancing, Necrophile Monthly Orgy Probe g t e l s a m r e a ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/68 "2000-05-22T15:57:43Z")
**g t e l s a m r e a** Great thoughts emerge lethargically, since Annie mutilated Reginald’s ear area. KENAYGODHG ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/69 "2000-05-23T01:44:42Z")
KENAYGODHG Karma’s Enthusiastically Neutral. All Your Good Opportunities Develop Harmful Gradiants. H Y E H S W M T O W A p.s. nice They Might Be Giants reference. Half this thread could be catagorised as similair to their lyrics… ---
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/70 "2000-06-01T05:21:44Z")
Have You Ever Had Sex With More Than One Woman Attatime? ONSZEAYLGM ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/71 "2000-06-01T06:03:05Z")
Oh! Now she’s ziggzagging endlessly aroud your lovely garden! Man! P W M E C T L M R S ---
**Author:** ![monkeylucifer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@monkeylucifer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monkeylucifer)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/72 "2000-06-01T06:40:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > P W M E C T L M R S > \*\* Please wear my elven clothes, then lick my rump softly I E A L C Y B V Q G ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/73 "2000-06-01T07:13:31Z")
I E A L C Y B V Q G “Irene, eaten alone, lard can yield bad veins” quipped George. J R T B O A P W L C ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/74 "2000-06-01T12:26:42Z")
Jennifer ran ten blocks over and played with leftist counter-insurgents. KALRTJATYF ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/75 "2000-06-01T14:40:45Z")
Keep All Leftover Ribs That Just Ate The Yogurt Fat W O B Q E P B V S I ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/76 "2000-06-02T04:40:50Z")
WOBQEPBVSI Would Oliver Basque quit exploding potato beetles? Very sick, indeed! VPCLLUWOGA panama jack * * * At least I didn’t say pregnant bunnies. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/77 "2000-06-02T05:04:00Z")
VPCLLUWOGA Vice Princial Considers Leaving Lockers Under Watch, Oppressing Gay Athletes. ESPERANTON ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/78 "2000-06-02T06:01:51Z")
E S P E R A N T O N exceptionally stupid people, especially repressed assholes, never think others need. J J M M W G D P T G 😉 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/79 "2000-06-02T06:54:03Z")
J J M M W G D P T G Jaded jurors morosely mull witness’s griping, defusing plaintiff’s true goals. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/80 "2000-06-02T07:01:43Z")
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