# Telegram...a game. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 19, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948 "2000-05-19T04:31:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/81 "2000-06-02T07:44:29Z")
Hypotheses Astrophysical Witness Kleptos Immense: Nefarious Garbage Piles Horrendously Dense N E S S F F T T O Z ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/82 "2000-06-02T09:13:31Z")
N E S S F F T T O Z Nocturnal events spare SDMB from fate too terrible of… zymurgy. Fuck. G O I N G T O B E D ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/83 "2000-06-07T01:10:22Z")
GOINGTOBED Guys Ordinarily Indicate Needs. Girls? Terribly Obsessive But Excessively Disphonetic. PEJNSTSLWP ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/84 "2000-06-07T01:30:36Z")
P E J N S T S L W R Penis’s Erectile Joy Never Stoops To Slipping Ladies Wrong Place J E N K I N S F A N ( a clue, it ends: ‘Fundies Are Nuts’) ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/85 "2000-06-07T01:35:54Z")
Penis envy just not subsiding. Tried strap-on. Lover was pissed. H A Y Y C T G I L P ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/86 "2000-06-07T01:39:36Z")
Just encouraging new kid’s interesting neologism, so: Fundies Are Nuts 😉 WASMFICBTA ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/87 "2000-06-07T01:47:43Z")
W A S M F I C B T A What A Smart M\*\*\*\*\* F\*\*\*\*\*.It’s Certainly Better Than A… Z A T Q B T O A V ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/88 "2000-06-07T01:50:42Z")
WASMFICBTA Why Are Sugar Mommas Forgetting I’m Capable By Training Alone H A Y Y C T G I L P Have All You Yanks Cought Those Genuinely Interesting Liver Penises? ::whew:: S O U L S L I N G S ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/89 "2000-06-07T01:59:46Z")
Signing Off. Until Later, Soulsling. London Is Now Going Sleep. H A I R Y V E S T ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/90 "2000-06-07T02:00:46Z")
_applauds London Calling_ ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/91 "2000-06-07T02:07:47Z")
Cheers, dpr. See ya later. ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/92 "2000-06-07T22:52:13Z")
H A I R Y V E S T Hey! Aren’t I really young, virginal, even sexy? Terrific! Q M P C U E M P B T ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/93 "2000-06-08T00:43:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Q M P C U E M P B T > > \*\* Quick! My post count under-endowed, must post boring threads! I T I M B Y C H T M ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/94 "2000-06-08T00:56:24Z")
> [@](#): > > I T I M B Y C H T M If That Is My Beer, You Can _Have_ The Margarita. I M L D B I N D ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/95 "2000-06-08T01:02:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I M L D B I N D > \*\* If my lips don’t burn, I not done. H M T K I T I P M P ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/96 "2000-06-08T03:41:18Z")
Hey, My Tabby Kitten Isn’t Too Interesting. Pet My Pirhana. Y U G L O W T F N S ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/97 "2000-06-11T23:57:47Z")
Your Underwear Gets Libidiniously Obstructive When The Fingers Necessitate Sex I L T M L T T W A O ---
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948/98 "2000-08-10T11:58:01Z")
I like to make love to twenty women at once … (two would have been obvious … I like to think I am original) ZZQXYMLWVZ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/telegram-a-game/19948.md?page=4)