# Televangelist Kenneth Copeland is Coco for Cocoa Puffs.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 1, 2019, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/televangelist-kenneth-copeland-is-coco-for-cocoa-puffs/834854 "2019-06-01T00:28:04Z")\
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**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/televangelist-kenneth-copeland-is-coco-for-cocoa-puffs/834854/41 "2019-06-11T12:20:35Z")

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My guess it’s like the hotels with the bible in the end table. They provide the version provided for free by The Gideons.

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**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/televangelist-kenneth-copeland-is-coco-for-cocoa-puffs/834854/42 "2019-06-11T13:55:07Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> Fun times since airlines will provide you with a KJV if you ask. Wife would play Dueling Verses with Wheaton College (Billy Graham’s alma mater) students. She was Methodist and did it from memory.

Like others, I’d like to see some evidence of that–a quick goggle brought up nothing.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/televangelist-kenneth-copeland-is-coco-for-cocoa-puffs/834854/43 "2019-06-11T13:56:57Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> There’s a HUGE difference between someone speaking in a professional capacity vs them being called out by a reporter for something they said.  
> Look what happens when reporter finds a politician and asks them difficult questions or TMZ corners a celeb at an airport.  
> Being flustered or even lashing out because you’re on TV and asked to explain something you mentioned (sometimes in passing/in the heat of the moment) doesn’t mean you have dementia.

> [@Tangent](#):
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> In that video clip with the reporter, he doesn’t come across to ma as having dementia. He’s just full of shit like every other televangelist, and isn’t used to being called out on it.

Agreed.  
He’s a shyster being called on his shysterism. He’s rattled. He answers her ‘For example’ question, with, “For example, that’s really none of your business.” That’s awful phrasing, but if rattled & flustered people _only_ responded with an improperly phrased sentence or two this world would be a lot better off.

He starts to answer & realizes that’s a bad idea & even states that she caught him off guard. He then looks up, thanks the Lord & asks for a moment to [del]pray[/del] come up with a more suitable answer. To me, that’s someone realizing their tongue got a little bit ahead of them before the sentence was even finished coming out of their mouth. Not dementia.

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**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/televangelist-kenneth-copeland-is-coco-for-cocoa-puffs/834854/44 "2019-06-11T16:07:29Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> The Apostles could all fit in one Accord.

But Jesus doesn’t own it. “for I speak not of my own accord, but of my Father’s”

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**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/televangelist-kenneth-copeland-is-coco-for-cocoa-puffs/834854/45 "2019-06-12T03:15:33Z")

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> [@GaryM](#):
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> But Jesus doesn’t own it. “for I speak not of my own accord, but of my Father’s”

Thank you for making my day ! 😄

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**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/televangelist-kenneth-copeland-is-coco-for-cocoa-puffs/834854/46 "2019-06-12T16:22:25Z")

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> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> Like others, I’d like to see some evidence of that–a quick goggle brought up nothing.

Oooh, I guess they don’t anymore. Even Alaska has stopped their prayer cards with dinner a few years back. Other than Alaska I don’t know how formal it was, but I saw cartons of little Gideons at the attendants’ stations back in the day. Now they don’t, especially on flights into Saudi Arabia. My bad.

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**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/televangelist-kenneth-copeland-is-coco-for-cocoa-puffs/834854/47 "2019-06-13T01:18:44Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> Now they don’t, especially on flights into Saudi Arabia. My bad.

Who has woken me from my slumber?

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**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/televangelist-kenneth-copeland-is-coco-for-cocoa-puffs/834854/48 "2019-06-13T15:57:06Z")

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> [@FinsToTheLeft](#):
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> What does God need with a starship? 🆒

😃

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**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/televangelist-kenneth-copeland-is-coco-for-cocoa-puffs/834854/49 "2019-06-13T16:44:07Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Agreed.  
> He’s a shyster being called on his shysterism. He’s rattled. He answers her ‘For example’ question, with, “For example, that’s really none of your business.” That’s awful phrasing, but if rattled & flustered people _only_ responded with an improperly phrased sentence or two this world would be a lot better off.
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> He starts to answer & realizes that’s a bad idea & even states that she caught him off guard. He then looks up, thanks the Lord & asks for a moment to [del]pray[/del] come up with a more suitable answer. To me, that’s someone realizing their tongue got a little bit ahead of them before the sentence was even finished coming out of their mouth. Not dementia.

To me it looked like he wanted to choke the life out of her and was thanking the lord for restraining him.

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**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/televangelist-kenneth-copeland-is-coco-for-cocoa-puffs/834854/50 "2019-06-13T17:29:44Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> Fun times since airlines will provide you with a KJV if you ask. Wife would play Dueling Verses with Wheaton College (Billy Graham’s alma mater) students. She was Methodist and did it from memory.

LOL, My mom graduated from Wheaton in 1949 - she used to invite door to door missionaries in and ‘chat’ with them when she got bored … oddly enough after a while they stopped coming around =)

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