# Television Drama March Madness

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 29, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972 "2006-03-29T14:50:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/21 "2006-03-30T03:46:18Z")

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[Division I  
Baywatch vs. **Dawson’s Creek**  
**Bonanza** vs. Eight is Enough  
**Kojak** vs. Dukes Of Hazzard  
Smallville vs. **Dragnet**  
Highway to Heaven vs. **Alias**  
Fantasy Island vs. **House**  
**Quincy, M.E.** vs. Mannix  
Beverly Hills, 90210 vs. \*\*Murder, She Wrote \*\*

Division II  
**Little House On The Prairie** vs. Touched By An Angel  
Knots Landing vs. **Lost**  
Melrose Place vs. **ER**  
The Prisoner vs. **Homicide**  
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman vs. **Judging Amy**  
**NYPD Blue** vs. Perry Mason  
**Columbo** vs. Miami Vice  
Roswell vs.\*\* Law & Order \*\*

Division III  
The Practice vs. **CSI**  
**Northern Exposure** vs. Oz  
**In The Heat Of The Night** vs. Deadwood  
**The Waltons** vs. JAG  
Third Watch vs. **Cagney & Lacey**  
Silk Stalkings vs. **Magnum, P.I.**  
**L.A. Law** vs. Twin Peaks  
CSI: Miami vs. \*\*The Sopranos \*\*

Division IV  
Diagnosis Murder vs. **St. Elsewhere**  
Party of Five vs. **The Six Million Dollar Man**  
Matlock vs. **Ironside**  
NCIS vs.\*\* Picket Fences \*\*  
**24** vs. Dynasty  
Dallas vs. \*\*Hill Street Blues \*\*  
Joan of Arcadia vs. **Adam-12**  
\*\*Law & Order: Special Victims Unit \*\* vs. Felicity

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/22 "2006-03-30T04:02:44Z")

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Division I  
Dawson’s Creek  
Bonanza  
Kojak  
Dragnet  
Highway to Heaven  
House  
Quincy, M.E.  
Beverly Hills, 90210

Division II  
Little House On The Prairie  
Knots Landing  
ER  
Homicide  
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman  
NYPD Blue  
Columbo  
Law & Order

Division III  
The Practice  
Oz  
Deadwood  
The Waltons  
Cagney & Lacey  
Magnum, P.I.  
L.A. Law  
The Sopranos

Division IV  
St. Elsewhere  
Party of Five  
Ironside  
Picket Fences  
24  
Hill Street Blues  
Joan of Arcadia  
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/23 "2006-03-30T05:22:39Z")

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Division I  
Baywatch vs. **Dawson’s Creek**  
\*\*Bonanza \*\* vs. Eight is Enough  
\*\*Kojak \*\* vs. Dukes Of Hazzard  
Smallville vs. \*\*Dragnet \*\*  
Highway to Heaven vs. \*\*Alias \*\*  
Fantasy Island vs. **House**  
Quincy, M.E. vs. **Mannix**  
Beverly Hills, 90210 vs. \*\*Murder, She Wrote \*\*

Division II  
Little House On The Prairie vs. **Touched By An Angel**  
Knots Landing vs. **Lost**  
Melrose Place vs. \*\*ER \*\*  
\*\*The Prisoner \*\* vs. Homicide  
**Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman** vs. Judging Amy  
NYPD Blue vs. \*\*Perry Mason \*\*  
\*\*Columbo \*\* vs. Miami Vice  
Roswell vs. \*\*Law & Order \*\*

Division III  
The Practice vs. **CSI**  
**Northern Exposure** vs. Oz  
**In The Heat Of The Night** vs. Deadwood  
**The Waltons** vs. JAG  
Third Watch vs. **Cagney & Lacey**  
Silk Stalkings vs. **Magnum, P.I.**  
**L.A. Law** vs. Twin Peaks  
**CSI: Miami** vs. The Sopranos

Division IV  
Diagnosis Murder vs. **St. Elsewhere**  
Party of Five vs. **The Six Million Dollar Man**  
Matlock vs. **Ironside**  
NCIS vs. \*\*Picket Fences \*\*  
\*\*24 \*\* vs. Dynasty  
Dallas vs. \*\*Hill Street Blues \*\*  
**Joan of Arcadia** vs. Adam-12  
**Law & Order: Special Victims Unit** vs. Felicity

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/24 "2006-03-30T05:23:19Z")

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Division I  
Baywatch  
Eight is Enough  
Kojak  
Dragnet  
Alias  
House  
Quincy, M.E.  
Beverly Hills, 90210

Division II  
Little House On The Prairie  
Lost  
ER  
Homicide  
Judging Amy  
Perry Mason  
Columbo  
Law & Order

Division III  
The Practice  
Northern Exposure  
Deadwood  
The Waltons  
Cagney & Lacey  
Magnum, P.I.  
Twin Peaks  
CSI: Miami

Division IV  
St. Elsewhere  
The Six Million Dollar Man  
Matlock  
Picket Fences  
24  
Hill Street Blues  
Adam-12  
Felicity

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/25 "2006-03-30T05:25:18Z")

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And yeah: The West Wing, The Rockford Files, The X-Files, The Wire, The Shield…

What have you got against definite articles?

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**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/26 "2006-03-30T05:26:49Z")

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> [@Gadarene](#):
>
> And yeah: The West Wing, The Rockford Files, The X-Files, The Wire, The Shield…
> 
> What have you got against definite articles?

This is like the NIT more than the NCAA tournament.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/27 "2006-03-30T17:36:53Z")

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And the round 1 results are in:

Division I  
Baywatch - 6, **Dawson’s Creek** - 13  
**Bonanza** - 15, Eight is Enough - 4  
**Kojak** - 14, Dukes Of Hazzard - 5  
Smallville - 8, **Dragnet** - 12  
Highway to Heaven - 3, **Alias** - 16  
Fantasy Island - 1, **House** - 17 (Biggest blowout of Round 1)  
**Quincy, M.E.** - 11, Mannix - 8  
**Beverly Hills, 90210** - 11, Murder, She Wrote - 8

Division II  
**Little House On The Prairie** - 16, Touched By An Angel - 2  
Knots Landing - 2, **Lost** - 16  
Melrose Place - 3, **ER** - 16  
The Prisoner - 7, **Homicide** - 13  
**Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman** - 10, Judging Amy - 8  
**NYPD Blue** - 11, Perry Mason - 9  
**Columbo** - 15, Miami Vice - 4  
Roswell - 5, **Law & Order** - 15

Division III  
The Practice - 8, **CSI** - 11  
**Northern Exposure** - 14, Oz - 5  
**In The Heat Of The Night** - 10, Deadwood - 9  
**The Waltons** - 11, JAG - 8  
Third Watch - 7, **Cagney & Lacey** - 12  
Silk Stalkings - 3, **Magnum, P.I.** - 16  
**L.A. Law** - 12, Twin Peaks - 7  
CSI: Miami - 6, **The Sopranos** - 13

Division IV  
Diagnosis Murder - 4, **St. Elsewhere** - 15  
Party of Five - 9, **The Six Million Dollar Man** - 10  
Matlock - 9, **Ironside** - 10  
NCIS - 4, **Picket Fences** - 15  
**24** - 15, Dynasty - 4  
Dallas - 3, **Hill Street Blues** - 16  
**Joan of Arcadia** - 15, Adam-12 - 5  
**Law & Order: Special Victims Unit** - 12, Felicity - 8

To answer everyone’s questions:  
The seeding and divisions were completely random. Ok, you got me…bad idea in retrospect.  
The reason [_Show X_] isn’t here is because A) it wasn’t listed on [TV.com](http://TV.com)’s most popular dramas of all time list, or B) I simply forgot about it. And I’m really kicking myself for not including _The X-Files_. Ah well…

Round 2 coming up shortly!

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/28 "2006-03-30T17:45:27Z")

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Well, despite some consternation about divisions and key players missing, we’ve got our [Round 1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=7248922) winners. Time for these folks to move on to new opponents:

Division I  
Dawson’s Creek vs. Bonanza  
Kojak vs. Dragnet  
Alias vs. House  
Quincy, M.E. vs. Beverly Hills, 90210

Division II  
Little House On The Prairie vs. Lost  
ER vs. Homicide  
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman vs. NYPD Blue  
Columbo vs. Law & Order

Division III  
CSI vs. Northern Exposure  
In The Heat Of The Night vs. The Waltons  
Cagney & Lacey vs. Magnum, P.I.  
L.A. Law vs. The Sopranos

Division IV  
St. Elsewhere vs. The Six Million Dollar Man  
Ironside vs. Picket Fences  
24 vs. Hill Street Blues  
Joan of Arcadia vs. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Voting runs through noon EST tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/29 "2006-03-30T18:08:59Z")

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Ahh, poor ‘Roswell.’ Guess it didn’t have a chance up against L&O.

Division I  
Dawson’s Creek  
Kojak  
Alias  
Beverly Hills, 90210

Division II  
Lost  
ER  
NYPD Blue  
Columbo

Division III  
Northern Exposure  
In The Heat Of The Night  
Magnum, P.I.  
The Sopranos

Division IV  
The Six Million Dollar Man  
Picket Fences  
24  
Joan of Arcadia

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**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/30 "2006-03-30T18:10:03Z")

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I:

Bonanza  
Dragnet  
House  
Quincy

II:

Lost  
Homicide  
NYPD Blue  
Columbo

III:

CSI  
In the Heat of the Night  
Magnum  
LA Law

IV:

St. Elsewhere  
Ironside  
24  
L&O:SVU

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/31 "2006-03-30T18:32:49Z")

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Division I  
Bonanza  
Kojak  
Alias  
Beverly Hills, 90210

Division II  
Lost  
Homicide  
NYPD Blue  
Columbo

Division III  
Northern Exposure  
The Waltons  
Magnum, P.I.  
L.A. Law

Division IV  
The Six Million Dollar Man  
Picket Fences  
Hill Street Blues

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/32 "2006-03-30T18:34:28Z")

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One fan board I frequent has a multi-page thread discussing the reasons for the omission of _Mission: Impossible_ from the field of 64. Ah, what’s a tournament without a bit of controversy? My picks for Round 2:

Division I  
Dawson’s Creek vs. **Bonanza** (I’ll go “old school” here)  
Kojak vs. **Dragnet**  
Alias vs. **House**  
Quincy, M.E. vs. **Beverly Hills, 90210**

Division II  
**Little House On The Prairie** vs. Lost  
**ER** vs. Homicide  
**Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman** vs. NYPD Blue (Jane Seymour matched against Amy Brenneman again)  
**Columbo** vs. Law & Order

Division III  
CSI vs. **Northern Exposure** (my hope to win it all)  
In The Heat Of The Night vs. **The Waltons**  
**Cagney & Lacey** vs. Magnum, P.I. (Tyne Daly hanging on by a thread)  
**L.A. Law** vs. The Sopranos

Division IV  
**St. Elsewhere** vs. The Six Million Dollar Man  
Ironside vs. **Picket Fences**  
24 vs. **Hill Street Blues**  
**Joan of Arcadia** vs. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

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**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/33 "2006-03-30T18:43:29Z")

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I feel a little underqualified to play, since I haven’t seen _a lot_ of these. I’m voting largely on reputation. Still, I’m counting on **Lost** /\*\*Sopranos \*\*showdown, and me sweating over which to vote for…

Division I  
**Dawson’s Creek** vs. Bonanza  
Kojak vs. **Dragnet**  
**Alias** vs. House  
Quincy, M.E. vs. **Beverly Hills, 90210**

Division II  
Little House On The Prairie vs. **Lost**  
ER vs. **Homicide**  
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman vs. **NYPD Blue**  
Columbo vs. **Law & Order**

Division III  
CSI vs. **Northern Exposure**  
In The Heat Of The Night vs. **The Waltons**  
**Cagney & Lacey** vs. Magnum, P.I.  
L.A. Law vs. **The Sopranos**

Division IV  
**St. Elsewhere** vs. The Six Million Dollar Man  
Ironside vs. **Picket Fences**  
**24** vs. Hill Street Blues  
Joan of Arcadia vs. **Law & Order: Special Victims Unit**

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/34 "2006-03-30T18:43:40Z")

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If Homicide doesn’t beat ER, it’ll be a travesty.

Bonanza  
Dragnet  
House  
Quincy

Lost  
Homicide  
Dr. Quinn (man, do I hate NYPD Blue)  
Law & Order

Northern Exposure  
In the Heat of the Night  
Magnum, P.I.  
LA Law

St. Elsewhere  
Picket Fences  
Hill Street Blues  
Law & Order: SVU

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**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/35 "2006-03-30T19:04:48Z")

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Division I  
Bonanza  
Kojak  
House  
Quincy, M.E.

Division II  
Lost  
Homicide  
NYPD Blue  
Law & Order

Division III  
CSI  
The Waltons  
Cagney & Lacey  
The Sopranos

Division IV  
St. Elsewhere  
Picket Fences  
Hill Street Blues  
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Voting runs through noon EST tomorrow.  
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**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/36 "2006-03-30T20:05:21Z")

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Division I  
Dawson’s Creek  
Kojak  
Alias \*  
Beverly Hills, 90210

Division II  
Lost  
ER \*  
NYPD Blue  
Columbo

Division III  
CSI  
The Waltons  
Magnum, P.I.  
The Sopranos \*

Division IV  
St. Elsewhere  
Picket Fences  
Hill Street Blues \*  
Joan of Arcadia

- my predictions for the final four

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**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/37 "2006-03-30T20:07:20Z")

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Division I  
Dawson’s Creek vs. \*\*Bonanza \*\*  
Kojak vs. \*\*Dragnet \*\*  
**Alias** vs. House  
**Quincy, M.E.** vs. Beverly Hills, 90210

Division II  
Little House On The Prairie vs. **Lost**  
**ER** vs. Homicide  
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman vs. **NYPD Blue**  
**Columbo** vs. Law & Order

Division III  
CSI vs. **Northern Exposure**  
In The Heat Of The Night vs. **The Waltons**  
Cagney & Lacey vs. **Magnum, P.I.**  
**L.A. Law** vs. The Sopranos

Division IV  
**St. Elsewhere** vs. The Six Million Dollar Man  
Ironside vs. **Picket Fences**  
24 vs. \*\*Hill Street Blues \*\*  
**Joan of Arcadia** vs. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

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**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/38 "2006-03-30T21:58:53Z")

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Division I  
Bonanza  
Dragnet  
House  
Beverly Hills, 90210

Division II  
Little House On The Prairie  
Homicide  
NYPD Blue  
Columbo

Division III  
Northern Exposure  
The Waltons  
Cagney & Lacey vs. Magnum, P.I.  
The Sopranos

Division IV  
St. Elsewhere  
Picket Fences  
Hill Street Blues  
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

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**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/39 "2006-03-30T23:24:52Z")

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Division I  
Dawson’s Creek vs. Bonanza  
Kojak vs. Dragnet  
Alias vs. House  
Quincy, M.E. vs. Beverly Hills, 90210

Division II  
Little House On The Prairie vs. **Lost**  
ER vs. **Homicide**  
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman vs. **NYPD Blue**  
Columbo vs. \*\*Law & Order \*\*  
Division III  
**CSI** vs. Northern Exposure  
In The Heat Of The Night vs. **The Waltons**  
**Cagney & Lacey** vs. Magnum, P.I.  
L.A. Law vs. **The Sopranos**

Division IV  
**St. Elsewhere** vs. The Six Million Dollar Man  
Ironside vs. **Picket Fences**  
**24** vs. Hill Street Blues  
**Joan of Arcadia** vs. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

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**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-drama-march-madness/350972/40 "2006-03-30T23:30:00Z")

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Division I  
Bonanza  
Dragnet  
Alias  
Quincy, M.E.

Division II  
Lost  
Homicide  
NYPD Blue  
Law & Order

Division III  
CSI  
In The Heat Of The Night  
Cagney & Lacey  
L.A. Law

Division IV  
St. Elsewhere  
Ironside  
Hill Street Blues  
Joan of Arcadia

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