# Television Theme Song Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 11, 2019, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503 "2019-08-11T14:56:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2019, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/41 "2019-08-14T15:45:58Z")
‘Cause you’re a good guy too. Good Guys(2nd season)(3 more Bob Denver series left :D) Here we are, back with you again. Yes by-gum, and yes by-golly ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2019, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/42 "2019-08-15T16:37:21Z")
_Kukla, Fran and_ dear old _Ollie_ Any size, any style, any eyes, any smile, any Jean, any Jane, any Joan. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2019, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/43 "2019-08-15T16:41:45Z")
Oh Dobie, wants a girl who’s dreamy, Dobie, wants a girl who’s creamy, Dobie, wants a girl to call his own. _The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis_ Who needs wings to fly? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2019, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/44 "2019-08-15T17:00:03Z")
Certainly not I, I prefer to take up on the breeze, Follow any swallow that may please my fancy. [del]The Levitating Penguin[/del]The Flying Nun And on a star spangled night, my love You can rest your head on my shoulder ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2019, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/45 "2019-08-15T17:26:43Z")
Out by the dawn’s early light, my love I will defend your right to try _Love American Style_ That’s me and you. That’s Grandpappy Amos, the head of the clan, He roars like a lion, but he’s gentle as a lamb. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2019, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/46 "2019-08-15T17:34:04Z")
And now here’s Luke who beams with joy since he made Kate Missus Luke McCoy. The Real McCoys Once upon a summertime Just a dream from yesterday ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/47 "2019-08-16T14:45:43Z")
A boy and his magic golden flute Heard a boat from off the bay _H. R. Pufnstuff_ The sound of hoof beats 'cross the glade, Good folk, lock up your son and daughter. Beware the deadly flashing blade, unless you want to end up shorter. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/48 "2019-08-16T15:03:19Z")
Beware the deadly flashing blade, unless you want to end up shorter. BlackAdder, he rides a pitch black steed. _BlackAdder_, he’s very bad indeed. He would always help the farmer when there was no gold to bring, He’d find a way for the poor to pay the taxes of the king, ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/49 "2019-08-16T15:15:10Z")
He’d find a way for the poor to pay The taxes of the king “Scarecrow” ev’ry man would sing \*The Magical World of Disney’s ‘The Scarecrow of Romney Marsh’ \* Love Exciting and new… ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/50 "2019-08-16T15:26:29Z")
Come aboard, were expecting you Love, lifes sweetest reward Let it flow, it floats back to you _The Love Boat_ Batman ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/51 "2019-08-16T15:49:51Z")
Da da da da da da da da da… BATMAAAAN Just a wild guess, but… Batman? Fighting evil by moonlight Winning love by daylight ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/52 "2019-08-16T16:32:14Z")
Never running from a real fight She’s the one called _Sailor Moon_. She’s the one can make the sun begin to glow The mailman, the grocer, and even school kids know It’s worth their while to stop and watch that smile ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/53 "2019-08-17T11:03:40Z")
It’s worth their while to stop and watch that smile _Hazel_ Everybody knows in a second life, we all come back sooner or later. As anything from a pussycat to a man eating alligator. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/54 "2019-08-17T12:18:23Z")
Well you all may think my story Is more fiction than it’s fact But believe it or not, my Mother dear Decided she’d come back As a car _My Mother, The Car_ We’re goin’ hoppin’, we’re goin’ hoppin’ today Where things are poppin’ the Philadelphia way ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/55 "2019-08-17T14:40:11Z")
We’re gonna drop in on all the music they play On the bandstand _American Bandstand_ So come and join us, all you kids, For lots of fun and laughter ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/56 "2019-08-17T15:18:29Z")
As Roger Ramjet and his men get all the crooks they’re after. Roger Ramjet, he’s our man, hero of our nation. For his adventures, just be sure to stay tuned to this station. Roger Ramjet So come on kids, let’s flip our lids Higher than the moooooon ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/57 "2019-08-17T22:30:35Z")
Cause now here’s _ **Beany and Cecil** _ in a whole half hour Bob Clampett Cartoon. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Schlemiel! Schlemazel! ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/58 "2019-08-17T23:09:23Z")
Hasenpfeffer Incorporated Laverne and Shirley Let me ask a question, you can make a guess Who holds the key to your happiness ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/59 "2019-08-18T20:12:45Z")
Is your life up to you or does fate have it planned? Grand One pair of matching bookends, Different as night and day. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/60 "2019-08-18T21:48:44Z")
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