# Television Theme Song Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 11, 2019, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503 "2019-08-11T14:56:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/61 "2019-08-19T03:49:56Z")
Keepin’ your head above water, Making a wave when you can. Good Times Lady Godiva was a freedom rider she didn’t care if the whole world looked. Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her she was a sister who really cooked. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/62 "2019-08-19T05:39:25Z")
Isabella was the first bra burner, aint ya glad she showed up And when the country was falling apart, Betsy Ross got it all sewed up And then there’s… Maude Early to bed, early to rise Funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/63 "2019-08-19T10:55:14Z")
Kickin’ myself for nothin’ was my favorite sport I had to get out and start enjoyin’ 'cause life’s too short Alice Now this is the story all about how, My life got flipped-turned upside down ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/64 "2019-08-19T12:23:46Z")
And I’d like to take a minute Just sit right there _The Fresh Prince of Bel Air_ How will you make it on your own? This world is awfully big, girl this time you’re all alone ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/65 "2019-08-19T12:41:31Z")
But it’s time you started living Time you let someone else do some giving Mary Tyler Moore Show Got kind of tired of packing and unpacking Town to town, up and down the dial ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/66 "2019-08-19T14:44:22Z")
Maybe you and me were never meant to be But baby think of me once in awhile. I’m at… _WKRP in Cincinnati_ If you find a girl to love, Only one girl to love, ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/67 "2019-08-19T14:53:53Z")
Then she’ll be That Girl too That Girl Softness in his eyes, Iron in his thighs, ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/68 "2019-08-19T15:50:13Z")
Virtue in his heart, Fire in every part, Of the Mighty Hercules! _The Mighty Hercules_ When criminals in this world appear And break the laws that they should fear And frighten all who see or hear ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/69 "2019-08-19T15:58:58Z")
And frighten all who see or hear, The cry goes up both far and near for Underdog He will be Parachuting for your pleasure Sailing seas in search of treasure NOTE: Is anyone else singing them out when you see them? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/70 "2019-08-19T16:46:45Z")
(Of course, **C**!) Anything so he can measure Up to men _Tennessee Tuxedo and His Tales_ [I named one of my rabbits Chumley and, without fail, every time I took him to the vet, the techs would know where the name came from. “He’s not a walrus.”] BIP: A magic belt has he He pulls it tight with all his might ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/71 "2019-08-19T17:24:37Z")
A mighty sailor he’ll be A mighty sailor is he! Sinbad, Jr. Fencing and fighting and round table knighting And slaying of dragons, too. Shipping and sailing and great harpoon whaling ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/72 "2019-08-19T20:16:49Z")
There’s nothing McBragg can’t do. _The World of Commander McBragg_ This flame in my heart like a long lost friend Gives every dark street a light at the end. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/73 "2019-08-19T20:17:31Z")
Standing tall, on the wings of my dream. Rise and fall, on the wings of my dream. _Perfect Strangers_ Two little Indians, all others gone. Two little Indians, left all alone. No buffalo to run, no tribe to lead What can they do for fun? ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/74 "2019-08-19T20:24:50Z")
Go go gophers, watch them go go go. _Go Go Gophers_ Take me out to the black Tell them I ain’t coming back. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2019, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/75 "2019-08-20T05:08:08Z")
Burn the land and boil the sea, You can’t take the sky from me. There’s no place, I can be, Since I’ve found Serenity. _Firefly_ Daring duck of mystery, Champion of right ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/76 "2019-08-21T13:00:49Z")
Swoops out of the shadows. Darkwing owns the night. \*Darkwing Duck \*The Owl is flying high, frightening to the eye. The Rattler is nearby, Cool is on the fly. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/77 "2019-08-21T13:07:13Z")
Cool McCool’s the coolest Danger is his business! _Cool McCool_ Ample Parking day or night, people spouting “Howdy Neighbor!” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/78 "2019-08-21T13:58:23Z")
Heading up to South Park, gonna see if I can’t unwind _South Park_ And keep your eye on the sparrow ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/79 "2019-08-21T14:04:54Z")
When the going gets narrow _Baretta_ And Doomsday’s the one who is all full of sunshine ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/80 "2019-08-21T14:24:20Z")
And Doc, he’s got the looks:And the brains to catch the crooks Kids From C.A.P.E.R. (I loved this show!) I’ll Croc it to you, I’ll baffle your beanie with Captain Marbles and Junie the Genie [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503.md?page=5)