# Television Theme Song Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 11, 2019, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503 "2019-08-11T14:56:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/81 "2019-08-21T14:34:41Z")
The $6.95 Man, too and Bogey Bear, that old Croc-eroo… _Uncle Croc’s Block_ A super-powered mind, A mechanical canine, He rescues the day From sure destruction. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/82 "2019-08-22T00:47:47Z")
He’s gotta save the world And get to school on time, _The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius_ Long tails and ears for hats Guitars and Marshall stacks ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/83 "2019-08-22T01:21:28Z")
I hated that show, but my sister loved it, can still hear the words Hot, sweet and super, cool, don’t you know the kitties rule \* Josie and the Pussycats.\* (Urk, now I will have an earworm. One is a genius, the other’s insane! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/84 "2019-08-22T01:24:19Z")
^ You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/85 "2019-08-22T02:31:55Z")
To prove their mousy worth They’ll overthrow the earth They’re dinky, they’re… Pinky and the Brain Tell me all your secrets, and I’ll tell you most of mine They say nobody’s perfect, well it’s really true this time ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/86 "2019-08-22T10:56:44Z")
I don’t have all the answers, I don’t have a plan, All I have is you, So darling, help me understand Mad About You He’s off and flying As he guns his car around the track. He’s jammin’ down the pedal Like he’s never coming back. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/87 "2019-08-22T11:51:40Z")
Adventure’s waiting just ahead Go, _Speed Racer_ I’m not one to kiss and tell But I’ve been seen with Farrah ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/88 "2019-08-22T12:32:38Z")
I’ve never been with anything less than a nine, so fine. \*The Fall Guy \*(thank you google) They sometimes have their little spats, Even fight like dogs and cats ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/89 "2019-08-22T13:02:21Z")
But when they need each other, That’s when, they’re rough and ready. Ruff And Reddy It’s cold outside, there’s no kind of atmosphere, I’m all alone, more or less. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/90 "2019-08-22T13:07:11Z")
Let me fly, far away from here _Red Dwarf_ Now, the posse went in and they came back out They said he’ll die and there ain’t no doubt It’s an eye for an eye so the debt is paid ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/91 "2019-08-22T13:43:02Z")
He won’t last long in the Everglades \*Everglades \* Everyone loves the king of the sea Ever so kind and gentle is he ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/92 "2019-08-22T15:06:38Z")
Tricks he will do when children appear, And how they laugh when he’s near! _Flipper_ Strange new worlds you will find. Atom-celled, jet-propelled, Fighting monsters high in the sky! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/93 "2019-08-22T18:07:52Z")
Astro Boy, there you go, Will you find friend or foe? Cosmic Ranger, laugh at danger, Everything is go _Astro Boy_! Beware of pretty faces that you find. A pretty face may hide an evil mind. ---
**Author:** ![Julius\_Henry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@Julius\_Henry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Julius_Henry)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/94 "2019-08-23T01:20:38Z")
Be careful what you say Or you’ll give yourself away. Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow. _Secret . . . Agent Man_ The rippen-est, roarin-est, fighten-est man The frontier ever knew. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/95 "2019-08-23T02:48:23Z")
_Daniel Boone_ A soldier of fortune, is a man called — Pal-a- din Paladin, Paladin, where do you roam Paladin, Paladin, far, far from home ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/96 "2019-08-23T16:27:03Z")
He travels on to wherever he must. A chess knight of silver is his badge of trust. There are campfire legends that the plainsmen spin. Of the man with the gun, of the man called Paladin. _Have Gun, Will Travel_ Welcome back, Your dreams were your ticket out. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/97 "2019-08-23T16:33:45Z")
Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about Welcome Back Kotter Show me that smile again Don’t waste another minute on your crying ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/98 "2019-08-23T20:19:15Z")
We’re nowhere near the end The best is ready to begin _Growing Pains_ Oh, it’s like I started breathing on the night we kissed And I can’t remember what I ever did before. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/99 "2019-08-23T20:26:54Z")
What would we do baby, Without Us? _Family Ties_ Feared by the bad, loved by the good ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/100 "2019-08-23T20:55:05Z")
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