# Television Theme Song Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 11, 2019, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503 "2019-08-11T14:56:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2019, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/101 "2019-08-24T02:02:51Z")
You’re a wonder, Wonder Woman Fighting for our rights, in your satin tights, _Wonder Woman_ Why do we always come here? I guess we’ll never know. It’s like a kind of torture, To have to watch this show! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2019, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/102 "2019-08-24T13:03:03Z")
[Insert bad Fozzie joke here, at least in season one] But now let’s get things started On the most sensational, inspirational, Celebrational, Muppetational, This is what we call _The Muppet Show!_ Streaks on the china, never mattered before… ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2019, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/103 "2019-08-24T13:09:42Z")
…who cares When you drop kicked your jacket as you came through the door, no one glared Mr. Belvedere Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s DOA ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2019, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/104 "2019-08-24T14:15:32Z")
I’ll be there for you _Friends_ Some walk by night Some fly by day ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2019, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/105 "2019-08-25T02:53:01Z")
Nothing could change you _Monnlighting_ But all those easy answers you are giving Are you really living your life that way? Portland is a long way from L.A. (A long way) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/106 "2019-08-26T12:19:50Z")
Well, _Hello, Larry!_ Overture, curtains, lights, This is it, the night of nights No more rehearsing and nursing a part We know every part by heart ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/107 "2019-08-26T13:14:54Z")
This is it, we’ll hit the heights And oh what heights we’ll hit On with the show this is it. _The Bugs Bunny Show_ On your flight into space! Rocket high, through the sky! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/108 "2019-08-26T18:38:41Z")
More adventures to do all day Astro Boy I find adventure everywhere And friends with whom I’d like to share This is my stop along the way Don’t really know how long I’ll stay ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/109 "2019-08-26T21:26:33Z")
Stop over. The world is my friend _The Littlest Hobo_ Riverboat, ring your bell, Fare thee well, Annabel. Luck is the lady that he loves the best. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/110 "2019-08-26T21:36:33Z")
Natchez to New Orleans Livin on jacks and queens _Maverick_ is a legend of the west. But you’re not fooling me 'Cause I can see The way you shake and shiver ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/111 "2019-08-26T22:18:21Z")
You know we got a mystery to solve, so Scooby Doo be ready for your act Don’t hold back! And Scooby Doo if you come through you’re gonna Have yourself a scooby snack! That’s a fact! Scooby Doo When he gets in a scrape He makes his escape ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/112 "2019-08-26T22:55:13Z")
With help from his friend: An ape named Ape. (George, George) _George of the Jungle_ Thank you for being a friend Travel down the road and back again. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/113 "2019-08-27T01:17:31Z")
Your heart is true, you’re a pal and a confidante _Golden Girls_ La la la-la la la Simple as can be Next time you’re feeling blue just let a smile begin Happy things will come to you ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/114 "2019-08-27T18:36:26Z")
So _Smurf_ yourself a grin! Tra la la, la la la la. Tra la la, la la la la. Tra la la, la la la la. Tra la la, la la la la. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/115 "2019-08-27T20:07:39Z")
One banana, two bananas, three bananas, four Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more The Banana Splits Show Anyone else have a crush on the Sour Grapes Bunch? Check out Dexter Douglas Nerd computer ace ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/116 "2019-08-27T20:25:59Z")
Was surfing on the internet and was zapped to cyberspace _Freakazoid_ > [@atimnie](#): > > Scooby Doo Nitpick: The series was actually “Scooby Doo Where Are You?” The first of many Scooby incarnations. Continuing… Some people need to have somebody On the edge of surrenders inside ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/117 "2019-08-27T20:47:29Z")
Don’t you worry, it’s gonna be alright 'cause I’m always ready I won’t let you outta my sight _Baywatch_ We’re not worrying at all We just listen for his call ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/118 "2019-08-27T22:58:19Z")
“Here I come to save the day!” That means that _Mighty Mouse_ is on the way. He’s terrific He’s magnific He’s the greatest secret agent in the world ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/119 "2019-08-28T12:28:16Z")
\*Dangermouse! \*Powerhouse! He’s the fastest! He’s the greatest! He’s the best! Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/120 "2019-08-28T12:47:45Z")
SpongeBob Squarepants! _SpongeBob Squarepants_ New York is where I’d rather stay I get allergic smelling hay [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503.md?page=7)