# Television Theme Song Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 11, 2019, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503 "2019-08-11T14:56:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/121 "2019-08-28T15:50:51Z")
I just adore a penthouse view Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue Green Acres You’ll see that life is a ball again, laughter is calling for you… ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/122 "2019-08-28T20:19:47Z")
Down at our rendez-vous. _Three’s Company_, too. Yes, no, maybe I don’t know Can you repeat the question? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/123 "2019-08-28T22:31:49Z")
You’re not the boss of me! _Malcolm in the Middle_ How will you make it on your own? This world is awfully big, girl this time you’re all alone ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/124 "2019-08-28T23:08:34Z")
You might just make it after all _The Mary Tyler Moore Show_ Hello sunshine, goodbye rain, She’s wearing my high school ring on her chain. She’s my steady, I’m her man, I’m gonna love her all I can. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/125 "2019-08-29T13:02:44Z")
These happy days are yours and mine _Happy Days_ schlemiel schlimazel hasenpfeffer incorporated ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/126 "2019-08-29T13:46:20Z")
We’re gonna do it Laverne & Shirley Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/127 "2019-08-29T14:59:54Z")
I woke up in a Soho doorway A policeman knew my name He said you can go sleep at home tonight If you can get up and walk away _CSI_ So let’s make the most of this beautiful day, Since we’re together, we might as well say, ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/128 "2019-08-29T15:08:49Z")
Would you be mine, will you be mine? Won’t you be my neighbor? _Mr. Rogers Neighborhood_ Deep inside the forest is a door into another land, Here is our life and home, We are staying, here forever in the beauty of this place all alone, We keep on hoping… ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/129 "2019-08-29T18:07:35Z")
Here is our life and home We are staying, here forever Grizzly Adams I love you, you love me We’re a best friends like friends should be. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/130 "2019-08-29T20:36:58Z")
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won’t you say you love me, too? _Barney_ I feel it coming together People will see me and cry ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/131 "2019-08-29T21:10:29Z")
I’m gonna make it to heaven Light up the sky like a flame,\*\*\* Fame\*\*\* He always says “Hello” And he’s always glad to meetcha ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2019, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/132 "2019-08-29T21:39:37Z")
Wherever he may go You know he’s kind to ev’ry living creature _Casper the Friendly Ghost_ Hello, world, here’s a song that we’re singin’, C’mon get happy A whole lotta lovin’ is what we’ll be bringin’ ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/133 "2019-08-30T12:32:49Z")
We’ll make you happy _The Partridge Family_ Here’s the story of a lovely lady ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/134 "2019-08-30T12:44:22Z")
That’s how we became _The Brady Bunch_ That oh, so merry, Chuckleberry, ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/135 "2019-08-30T14:13:16Z")
Huckleberry Hound. There’s a holdup in the Bronx, Brooklyn’s broken out in fights. There’s a traffic jam in Harlem That’s backed up to Jackson Heights. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2019, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/136 "2019-08-30T21:17:08Z")
Khrushchev’s due at Idlewild: _Car 54, Where Are You?_ Just when you think there’s no one around who’s caring, along comes a friend who offers a hand in sharing, and things start looking fine. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/137 "2019-09-02T01:46:15Z")
I think you killed the thread, **Professor**! ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/138 "2019-09-02T01:54:11Z")
I don’t think you can say that after just two days. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/139 "2019-09-02T13:42:29Z")
Sometimes tears and sorrow are all the things you’ve got and just when you think you’re all by yourself, you’re not. - Kate & Allie\* So up on your feet. Up on your feet Somewhere there’s music playing. Don’t you worry none We’ll just take it like it comes. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/140 "2019-09-02T14:28:24Z")
One day at a time, one day at a time. One day at a time, one day at a time. One day at a time, one day at a time. One day at a time, one day at a time. 😃 Hey there where ya goin’, Not exactly knowin’ Who says you have to call just one place home. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503.md?page=8)