# Television Theme Song Lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 11, 2019, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503 "2019-08-11T14:56:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/141 "2019-09-02T20:45:27Z")
He’s goin’ everywhere, B.J. McKay and his best friend Bear. _B.J. and the Bear_ Just-a good ol’ boys, Never meanin’ no harm, Beats all you ever saw ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/142 "2019-09-03T03:18:03Z")
Been in trouble with the law Since the day they was born _The Dukes of Hazzard_ I can’t do this all on my own. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/143 "2019-09-03T10:58:09Z")
No, I know, I’m no Superman. I’m no Superman. _Scrubs_ He’s got style, a groovy style, and a car that just won’t stop. When the going gets rough, he’s super tough, ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/144 "2019-09-03T15:16:11Z")
With a Hong Kong Phooey chop Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy _Hong Kong Phooey_, quicker than the human eye Every time I turn around, Her spirit’s lifting me right off the ground. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/145 "2019-09-03T15:23:17Z")
What’s gonna be? Guess we’ll just wait and see. _Punky Brewster_ Step right up, take a look at the stars You’re leaving the world behind Step right up, you won’t believe your eyes ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/146 "2019-09-03T17:11:35Z")
At what those _Far Out Space Nuts_ find. It can travel by land, or under the seas, It can journey anywhere! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/147 "2019-09-03T22:34:17Z")
_Supercar_… Supercar… It travels on land, or roams the skies (My favorite Anderson series!) My heart’s calculatin’ My true love will be waitin’ Be waiting at the end of my ride. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/148 "2019-09-04T02:22:21Z")
Waiting at the end of my ride. . . _Rawhide_ The end of the Civil War was near When quite accidentally, A hero who sneezed abruptly seized ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/149 "2019-09-04T13:21:12Z")
Retreat and reversed it to victory. _F Troop_ Yippee-kiyo-kiyay, gallopin’ all the way ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/150 "2019-09-04T14:19:22Z")
Great big star on his chest Outdraws all of the rest Fastest gun in the west _Quick Draw McGraw_ He stands for justice. He has no fear. He’s the agent to call when trouble is near. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/151 "2019-09-04T14:31:46Z")
Lance Link, ya gotta come through. Everybody at APE is countin’ on you Lancelot Link-Secret Chimp he’s got tricks up his sleeve most bad guys won’t believe: ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/152 "2019-09-04T22:05:25Z")
A bullet proof coat, a cannon hat, A machine gun cane with a rat tat tat tat _Secret Squirrel_ I married Joan What a girl, what a whirl, what a life. Oh I married Joan What a find, love is blind, what a wife! Giddy and gay, all day she keeps my heart laughin’ … ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/153 "2019-09-04T22:23:26Z")
Never know where her brain has flown. _I Married Joan_ But Odio Cologne steps in to change the play, That loyal skunk, with skill and spunk, comes through to save the day. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/154 "2019-09-06T02:05:00Z")
You’ll find adventure and thrills, Laughter a minute, too. _King Leonardo and His Short Subjects_ They know the fate of the world is lying in their hands. They know to only use their weapons for defense. No one will ever take them down ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/155 "2019-09-06T02:08:44Z")
Go Go Power Rangers Go Go Power Rangers Go Go Power Rangers _Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers_ [My grandson was a huge fan. When he was five.] We’re gonna turn it on We’re gonna bring you the power ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/156 "2019-09-06T02:16:40Z")
We’re gonna light up the dark of night Like the brightest day in a whole new way The Electric Company And you knew who you were then Girls were girls and men were men ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/157 "2019-09-06T13:37:38Z")
Mister we could use a man Like Herbert Hoover again. _All in the Family_ Krofft has some super shows They will blow your mind away When you join us you’ll know why we say ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/158 "2019-09-06T14:53:24Z")
It’s just a crazy world where anything goes down, _The Krofft Supershow_ In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/159 "2019-09-06T15:13:45Z")
Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them… maybe you can hire The A-Team. [del]Pink Lady And Jeff[/del]The A-Team Only a few others share this secret. Among them are Light Hope, Madame Razz, and Kowl. Together, we and my friends of the Great Rebellion strive to free Etheria from the evil forces of Hordak! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/160 "2019-09-08T01:08:02Z")
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