# Television Theme Song Lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 11, 2019, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503 "2019-08-11T14:56:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/161 "2019-09-08T01:45:57Z")

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[snap fingers twice]  
They’re creepy and they’re kooky.

_The Addams Family_

When he gets in a scrape  
He makes his escape  
With the help of his friend  
An ape named Ape  
Then away he’ll schlep  
On his elephant Shep

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/162 "2019-09-08T01:58:13Z")

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While Fella and Ursella stay in step, with…

George of the Jungle

Excuse me, _excuse me_

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/163 "2019-09-08T12:31:58Z")

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You’re standing on my neck.

_Daria_

Can we fix it?

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**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2019, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/164 "2019-10-20T22:31:36Z")

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Bob the builder  
Yes we can!

_Bob the Builder_

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.  
We have the technology.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2019, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/television-theme-song-lyrics/838503/165 "2019-10-20T22:35:30Z")

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We can make him better.

_The Six Million Dollar Man_  
How much is that gorilla in the window?

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