Tell A Stoopid Joke MMP!

I’ll take her share, Dicey!

What show was that?


Why do elephants climb trees? To jump out of them.
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That’s when the elephants are climbing trees.
Why are pygmies so short? They went into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon.


70 ferrets at 0900; predicted high 82. The predicted highs for the next few days have all been raised by several degrees, Wednesday’s up to 94.

Should go to the library this afternoon or tomorrow: Five books to return, and three to pick up if no one’s beaten me to it. After which I shall return to my usual Megalonyx sloth.