(Old) Tell A Stoopid Joke MMP!

I napped. They got the tree gone by 3:45. I didn’t even hear it. Now I’m up, having an Old Fashioned, cheese burgers, fries, and corn on the cob. TIL that someone floozy-ed in the sand locker in the forwardmost bow of U.S.S. Jersey.

Me to librarian: “Do you have any books on Pavlov’s conditioning experiments?”
Librarian: “It doesn’t ring a bell.”

{{{{JtC}}}

Safe travels!

Yay!