# Tell anyone you want to go Fuck Themselves here. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 28, 2016, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351 "2016-02-28T00:36:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/1 "2016-02-28T00:36:35Z")
That’s right gentle readers. Go FUCK yourselves!!! ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/2 "2016-02-28T00:41:02Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > That’s right gentle readers. Go FUCK yourselves!!! Gently? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/3 "2016-02-28T00:41:25Z")
I’ve been doing just that for the past three years to myself and to be honest it ain’t as satisfying as one would hope… ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/4 "2016-02-28T00:42:06Z")
Is that the same as a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/5 "2016-02-28T01:23:02Z")
If it’s all right with you, I prefer NOT to go fuck myself. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/6 "2016-02-28T01:37:13Z")
Has there been a recent development in Board rules? ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/7 "2016-02-28T01:51:46Z")
I have to fuck myself _there_? What if I’ve been reading semi-aggressively but haven’t had time to act on it yet? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/8 "2016-02-28T02:00:30Z")
> [@Belowjob2.0](#): > > Is that the same as a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Well, if it don’t bounce back… you go hungry… ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/9 "2016-02-28T02:04:29Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > Well, if it don’t bounce back… you go hungry… What do you want for nothing, rubber biscuit? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/10 "2016-02-28T02:06:48Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > What do you want for nothing, rubber biscuit? ‘No, I didn’t. Honest… I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!’ ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/11 "2016-02-28T03:18:37Z")
I was SO good at that rolling donut thing back in high school. The other guys on the badminton team would roll a dozen Maple Glazed down the Denny Street Bridge on-ramp, and I could nail 8 to 10 of them, and that was with a six of Schlitz in me. ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/12 "2016-02-28T03:39:58Z")
Um, wasn’t the idea to tell someone else to GFT? Because I have a candidate! My boss. He probably has to GFT anyway because he’s 78 and I’m pretty sure no one will do it for him, including his wife! ---
**Author:** ![dizzee\_dee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@dizzee\_dee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dizzee_dee)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/13 "2016-02-28T03:43:31Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > If it’s all right with you, I prefer NOT to go fuck myself. Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it. ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/14 "2016-02-28T19:19:38Z")
Workplace whistlers…go fuck yourselves! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/15 "2016-02-28T20:01:41Z")
> [@ddsun](#): > > Has there been a recent development in Board rules? [Moderating] Nope. But so long as posters keep it just short of “anyone” (i.e. Other posters) I’ll leave the thread alone. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Totenfeier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@Totenfeier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totenfeier)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/16 "2016-02-29T20:58:54Z")
“I once told a guy to go fuck himself. Can you even imagine?” - Kilgrave ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/17 "2016-02-29T21:37:07Z")
Mr Goodbar sez: "Go fuck yourselves, do it today !!! " ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/18 "2016-02-29T21:48:58Z")
Fuck 'em all! Fuck 'em all! The long and the short and the tall! Fuck all the sergeants and WO-1s . . . ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/19 "2016-02-29T22:32:15Z")
> [@River\_Hippie](#): > > Workplace whistlers…go fuck yourselves! Whistlers _anywhere_, go fuck yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351/20 "2016-02-29T22:36:27Z")
If I had known I was going to be told to go fuck _myself_ I wouldn’t have opened the thread. Misleading title. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-anyone-you-want-to-go-fuck-themselves-here/747351.md?page=2)