# Tell me about you!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-about-you/293680>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 9, 2005, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-about-you/293680 "2005-03-09T16:11:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-about-you/293680/41 "2005-03-10T08:49:30Z")

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> [@Jayn\_Newell](#):
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> [hijack]Can I steal this for a sig line?[/hijack]

I’d be honored.

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**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-about-you/293680/42 "2005-03-10T14:37:28Z")

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> [@Nunavut Boy](#):
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> I’m a 24 year old guitar playing, chain smoking alcoholic lab tech. I live in Iqaluit, Nunavut, Canada’s newest capital mostly because when I was looking for a job after school this placed seemed the most fucked up of my choices. It was, and is, and I am having a blast.
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> I like reading lots. Vonnegut, Gibson, DeMille, Kesey, Pirsig, Stephenson, etc, etc.
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> I am going back to school this fall with hopes of becoming an MD someday. If not, I want to be either a rock star or a racecar driver.
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> I also love movies and camping in the Rockies, meeting new people, havin a good time with friends, etc, etc, etc.
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> I somehow feel like I just filled out a personal ad. How gauche

I thought personal ads read like this:  
SWM  
Needs someone to love.  
I am not particularly attractive, but she must be a hot babe and willing to serve my every need.  
Reply with a photo, ya know you want to. 😉

What you had to say was much more interesting than that. 😃

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**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-about-you/293680/43 "2005-03-10T14:43:02Z")

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> [@Johnny L.A.](#):
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> Got a sheath for it? 😃

No, but I am creative. 😉

> [@](#):
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> I guess I could be your backstop. 😃

I can either be offended by that, or accept the offer graciously and flirt shamelessly when you catch me. The latter seems more fun. 😛😃😉

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**Author:** ![Desperate\_Welfie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Desperate\_Welfie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desperate_Welfie)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-about-you/293680/44 "2005-03-10T18:38:38Z")

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I’m a 26 yr old bisexual woman from Cincinnati, OH. I’m a short (5’2") and curvy (130 lbs.) only child. I currently do payroll for a communications company. I love reading and am an avid movie collector. I play video games, read comics, and have become addicted to American Chopper. I have one cat, Polly, so named because she is polydactyl. My parents have recently divorced (thank goodness!), and I plan on remaining single for quite awhile. I have a beautiful birth child who was adopted by a great couple who have made me a part of their family. It’s the best of both worlds since I get to spoil him rotten every chance I get!

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