# Tell me about your little egotisms

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-about-your-little-egotisms/379500>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 8, 2006, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-about-your-little-egotisms/379500 "2006-11-08T01:43:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![AndLuna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dbc845/32.png) [@AndLuna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndLuna)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2006, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-about-your-little-egotisms/379500/61 "2006-11-10T12:18:02Z")

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I have nice legs and pretty good hair.

I am also another Spelling Person, and I touch-type very fast and accurately.

(Having included those last two, I am now fully expecting a typo and/or stupid mistake to sneak into this post…)

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**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2006, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-about-your-little-egotisms/379500/62 "2006-11-10T12:28:56Z")

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I am the Zen Master.

When everything has descended into Chaos, I remain calm and rational, knowing that my Zen Skillz will see me through.

I’m also a great dispenser of Pithy Turns Of Phrase, Deep Thoughts & Musings, And Random Stuff I’ve Picked Up From Movies & TV. (Case in point: I told a stressed out colleague that "_You must let you anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding in the middle with the candy and hoping the kids do not break through with the sticks"_ :D)

Oh, and also Wibble. 😉😃

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-about-your-little-egotisms/379500/63 "2006-11-10T14:50:33Z")

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I type really really fast.

That’s all I got.

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