I have nice legs and pretty good hair.
I am also another Spelling Person, and I touch-type very fast and accurately.
(Having included those last two, I am now fully expecting a typo and/or stupid mistake to sneak into this post…)
I am the Zen Master.
When everything has descended into Chaos, I remain calm and rational, knowing that my Zen Skillz will see me through.
I’m also a great dispenser of Pithy Turns Of Phrase, Deep Thoughts & Musings, And Random Stuff I’ve Picked Up From Movies & TV. (Case in point: I told a stressed out colleague that "You must let you anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding in the middle with the candy and hoping the kids do not break through with the sticks" :D)
Oh, and also Wibble. 
I type really really fast.
That’s all I got.