# Tell Me Happy Birthay, Dammit! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 5, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000 "2009-07-05T18:34:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/1 "2009-07-05T18:34:32Z")
It’s my birthday, it’s my birthday, oh yeah, uh hu-uh, go 'he-ad, it’s my birthday… unh, unh, unh! So what are you waiting for? Go on and tell me, already! Woot! ---
**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/2 "2009-07-05T18:36:16Z")
Happy birthday! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/3 "2009-07-05T18:36:57Z")
Well, happy birthday dammit! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/4 "2009-07-05T18:38:15Z")
Merry Christmas!!! 😃 OK, Happy Birthday! Does the squid give birthday spankings? ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/5 "2009-07-05T18:41:04Z")
Thanks one and all! Spankings? If the squid won’t do it, any volunteers? ---
**Author:** ![StaudtCJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@StaudtCJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StaudtCJ)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/6 "2009-07-05T18:46:07Z")
Felicitous Natal Commemoration. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/7 "2009-07-05T18:46:16Z")
Uh, I am NOT volunteering for _anything_. I’m only here to say Happy Birthday! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/8 "2009-07-05T18:47:59Z")
Happy birthay, dammit! ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/9 "2009-07-05T18:53:51Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > Thanks one and all! > > Spankings? If the squid won’t do it, any volunteers? _waves hands furiously in air_ BTW Happy Birthday, dagnabbit ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/10 "2009-07-05T19:06:14Z")
Happy Hanukkah! ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/11 "2009-07-05T19:11:02Z")
Happy Birthday!!! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/12 "2009-07-05T19:19:58Z")
Happy Birthay, Dammit! ::sings:: _How old are you? You live in a zoo…_ ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/13 "2009-07-05T19:26:04Z")
Happy birthday dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/14 "2009-07-05T19:48:35Z")
**Hippo Birdies to Ewe!** ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/15 "2009-07-05T19:54:03Z")
Yeah, happy bday! ---
**Author:** ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/16 "2009-07-05T21:07:01Z")
Birthday Happy! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/17 "2009-07-05T21:10:32Z")
Wishing you a good day, a good year and a great life! Happy Birthday. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/18 "2009-07-05T21:22:50Z")
Dammit, Happy Birthday!! (because I had to be different) ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/19 "2009-07-05T22:02:44Z")
_¡Feliz Cumpleaños!_ You’re one of the select few whose birthday is also the name of a [significant literary work.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_of_July) ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/20 "2009-07-05T22:06:07Z")
Happy Birthday, **Alice T. G.**! dammit [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000.md?page=2)