# Tell Me Happy Birthay, Dammit!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 5, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000 "2009-07-05T18:34:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![schnuckiputzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@schnuckiputzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/schnuckiputzi)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/21 "2009-07-05T22:17:17Z")

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Happy Birthday, goldurnit! And many more!

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/22 "2009-07-05T22:54:42Z")

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Thanks, goshdarnit!

I had a lovely breakfast with a friend at the French Mimi’s Cafe, of blueberry French toast with eggs and sausage, and then I just got back from getting a nice, relaxing pedicure and toenail polish.

I could go to Denny’s tonight for a free meal, but the drawback of that is that you have to eat at _Denny’s._

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/23 "2009-07-05T23:14:49Z")

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When come back, bring cake. 😃

Happy birthday, dammit!

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/24 "2009-07-06T03:10:27Z")

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Happy Birthday, Dammit!  
Can I share some of the ‘drink me’ bottle?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/25 "2009-07-06T03:21:43Z")

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Okay.

HAPPY BIRTHAY!

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**Author:** ![Renee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/renee/32/287_2.png) [@Renee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Renee)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/26 "2009-07-06T03:25:57Z")

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[Happy birthday from Satan.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM5Y5OnZdU4&feature=related)

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**Author:** ![supergoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@supergoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supergoose)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/27 "2009-07-06T22:06:34Z")

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Happy (Belated) Birthday!!

Sincerely,  
Dammit

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**Author:** ![sugar\_and\_spice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@sugar\_and\_spice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sugar_and_spice)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-happy-birthay-dammit/502000/28 "2009-07-06T22:11:49Z")

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Happy birthday +1 day!

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