# Tell me, Texmam, are you in show business? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 21, 2010, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010 "2010-06-21T18:13:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/1 "2010-06-21T18:13:12Z")
Has anybody got a dime? Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes! ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/2 "2010-06-21T18:34:46Z")
More beans, Mr. Taggart? ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/3 "2010-06-21T18:35:34Z")
You use your tongue purtier than a twenty dollar whore ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/4 "2010-06-21T18:41:37Z")
And now for my next impression: Jesse Owens! ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/5 "2010-06-21T18:53:44Z")
**zzzzziiiippp** “Its twue, its TWUE!” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/6 "2010-06-21T18:59:14Z")
Shut up, you Teutonic twat! ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/7 "2010-06-21T19:10:16Z")
Little bastard shot me in the ass! ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/8 "2010-06-21T19:18:22Z")
Yeah, but I shoot with this one. ---
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/9 "2010-06-21T19:19:51Z")
What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin’ on in this thread!? ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/10 "2010-06-21T19:19:52Z")
'Scuse me while I whip this out… ---
**Author:** ![banjoDavid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@banjoDavid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/banjoDavid)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/11 "2010-06-21T19:29:36Z")
You are the leading asshole in the state. ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/12 "2010-06-21T19:31:30Z")
Mongo! Santa Maria! ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/13 "2010-06-21T19:36:03Z")
“Meeting is adjourned. I’m sorry, you say that.” “Say what?” “Meeting is adjourned.” “It is?” “No, you say that.” “Say what?” “Meeting is adjourned.” “It is?” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/14 "2010-06-21T19:37:52Z")
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/15 "2010-06-21T19:45:03Z")
The sheriff is a ni(BONG) IT’S ‘HEDLEY’! ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/16 "2010-06-21T19:48:07Z")
Mongo only pawn in game of life. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/17 "2010-06-21T19:55:22Z")
Where would I find such a man? Why am I asking you? ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/18 "2010-06-21T20:01:20Z")
More schnitzengruben? ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/19 "2010-06-21T20:01:57Z")
Taggart: “I got it! I got it!” Hedley Lamarr: “You do?” Taggart: “We’ll work up a Number 6 on 'em.” Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] “Number 6”? I’m afraid I’m not familiar with that one. Taggart: “Well, that’s where we go a-ridin’ into town, a-whompin’ and a-whumpin’ every livin’ thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.” Hedley Lamarr: “You spare the women?” Taggart: “Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.” Hedley Lamarr: “Marvelous!” ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/20 "2010-06-21T20:05:17Z")
Taggart: “I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010.md?page=2)