# Tell me, Texmam, are you in show business? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 21, 2010, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010 "2010-06-21T18:13:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/121 "2010-06-28T16:21:00Z")
> [@Shawn\_K\_1](#): > > Give the Governor “Harumph!” You watch your ass. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/122 "2010-06-28T18:16:46Z")
> [@carnut](#): > > Wrong Brooks movie. Yeah, but we took one dip into spaceballs and I figured, what the hell. “Ah! A BULLSHIT artist!” ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/123 "2010-06-28T20:38:47Z")
> [@Bosstone](#): > > Nemo Johnson is right about Wargamer Johnson being right! And I’m sure he appreciates you choosing not to go with the other half of his username. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/124 "2010-06-28T21:46:04Z")
I’m glad that our children got to hear that bit of authentic Frontier Gibberish. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/125 "2010-06-28T22:08:22Z")
Throw out your hands!! Stick out your tush!! Hands on your hips Give them a push!! You’ll be surprised You’re doing the French Mistake!! ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/126 "2010-06-29T02:29:34Z")
Pies! Get your pies for the Big Pie Fight! ---
**Author:** ![Shawn\_K\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Shawn\_K\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shawn_K_1)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/127 "2010-06-29T02:50:22Z")
They lose me right after the bunker scene. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/128 "2010-06-29T03:10:07Z")
Da camptown ladies sing this song, do da, do da ---
**Author:** ![ruh-roh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ruh-roh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruh-roh)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/129 "2010-06-29T04:08:52Z")
life long lurker… new poster. Maybe it is the continued absence that makes it the most obvious, but I can’t believe this has gone on for this long without this one… (okay, I’ll use the original so as not to cause any bad mojo) Gold Hat: Hola, senor. We are Federales. You know, the mounted police. Dobbs: If you’re the police, where are your badges? drum roll… Gold Hat: Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ badges! The punch line is best used with a group of 15 or more ( in unison ) starting a tour of a medium security area. I thnk the rent-a-cop almost cried. ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010/130 "2010-06-29T18:05:05Z")
…and Methodists!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-texmam-are-you-in-show-business/544010.md?page=6)