Holy Hell! I wasn’t expecting this many replies…I thought I pretty much had every place in the U.S. eliminated because of my pickiness.
So.
I am quite shocked (shocked! etc.)with all the North Carolina suggestions. Seriously. I hope ya’ll is getting paid good fo dat (ah…haven’t lost my Memphis roots. Do you know what kind of looks I would get in MN if I said something like that??? But, I digress…)
Also interesting are the replies for small towns in OH and IN. I would like a small town if it weren’t for my anti-car stance (but, yeah brendon_small I am sure I could bike around many of them). The thing is, though, I am kinda over the Midwest. For now.
Bouv: The hippy-dippy side of me has long been somewhat interested in Vermont…but the weather things you mentioned…that’s reason #1 I have to get the hell out of MN. I need a break. 
Obsidian: I know San Fransisco would be about perfect for me. Quit bragging and find me a cheap apartment, then. :dubious:

GingerOfTheNorth :Baltimore? Really? I always thought that was among the murder-y-est places in the U.S.! And how do you know I am not a druggie? I should have put that on my list…must be hospitable to druggies. Hmm.
spazurek :I think long stretches without sunshine bother me more than simply rain. The winters here are quite grey, and by March I am ready to shoot myself. So, only one actual month of reliable sunshine??? :eek:
Sunspace : Despite my list, I have always wanted to move to Toronto, at least for a short time (same with NYC–which I have REALLY wanted to move to lately…except there is no way in hell I can afford it…and for some reason, I really really don’t want to live in New Jersey).
The other parts in California that were mentioned actually sound promising (but, earthquakes!! :o ).
Folks, thanks so much for your suggestions…and please forgive my prodigious use of smilies in this post.
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Oh, and GorillaMan , I may be looking you up in a few years. You are in the UK, right?