# Tell me why you should receive the perfect cookie. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 17, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-why-you-should-receive-the-perfect-cookie/543488 "2010-06-17T00:04:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-why-you-should-receive-the-perfect-cookie/543488/81 "2010-06-19T05:02:39Z")
Miss Portman likes her cookie, fresh and warm. Mmmm, good… Thanks. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-why-you-should-receive-the-perfect-cookie/543488/82 "2010-06-19T20:02:34Z")
144 cookies? What, did you get one from each elder of the tribes of Israel or something? Oy. (I want one.) ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-why-you-should-receive-the-perfect-cookie/543488/83 "2010-06-19T20:28:39Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > 144 cookies? What, did you get one from each elder of the tribes of Israel or something? Oy. (I want one.) Please pay attention. The cookies were the gift of Galadriel; she owed me a favor. I thought about asking to see her boobies but judged that to be gauche. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-why-you-should-receive-the-perfect-cookie/543488/84 "2010-06-19T20:47:32Z")
Drat, deliciousness distracts me indubitably. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-why-you-should-receive-the-perfect-cookie/543488.md?page=4)