# Tell Me Your Age, Without Telling Me Your Age, Using Contemporaneous Ad and TV Show Slogans

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2023, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-your-age-without-telling-me-your-age-using-contemporaneous-ad-and-tv-show-slogans/978944 "2023-01-28T15:07:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
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“Huh huh huh huh huh.” “Heh heh heh heh heh heh. Fire! Fire!” “That was cool.”

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“Yeah, well, ya know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
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“It’s 10:00, do you know where your children are?”

- was this national or just the Detroit market?

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2023, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-your-age-without-telling-me-your-age-using-contemporaneous-ad-and-tv-show-slogans/978944/144 "2023-02-01T18:34:43Z")

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Channel 5 news in New York did it in the early '70s if not before. I suspect a lot of non-network stations that did news at 10 did it.

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**Author:** ![alovem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@alovem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alovem)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2023, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-your-age-without-telling-me-your-age-using-contemporaneous-ad-and-tv-show-slogans/978944/145 "2023-02-01T18:51:27Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> It’s shake and bake and I halped

I actually just went and found that online and had a good laugh, in no small part because of your evocative spelling. 😀

There was an ad for a carpet company or something in the Chicago area. Used to freak me out:

“_Mo-hawk four, four-four hun-dred!_”  
(recited over a pounding, “injun” drumbeat)

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2023, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-your-age-without-telling-me-your-age-using-contemporaneous-ad-and-tv-show-slogans/978944/146 "2023-02-01T19:33:02Z")

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I remember it from when I was a kid - DFW

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**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2023, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-your-age-without-telling-me-your-age-using-contemporaneous-ad-and-tv-show-slogans/978944/147 "2023-02-01T20:20:53Z")

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I want my Maypo, dammit!

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**Author:** ![sunstone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunstone/32/3372_2.png) [@sunstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunstone)\
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What do these popular sayings tell you about when I was born? There was no TV so I couldn’t use ads, so these are from popular slang speech.

Murder = excellent  
Solid = first rate  
Chick = girl  
Dig - to appreciate  
Ticker = heart  
Jackson = greeting similar to “Hey man”  
In the Groove = moving along nicely  
Duh = pretended ignorance (the most popular slang term for my first year on earth)

So when was I born?

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2023, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-your-age-without-telling-me-your-age-using-contemporaneous-ad-and-tv-show-slogans/978944/149 "2023-02-02T06:56:03Z")

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Lip-smackin’, whip-crackin’  
Paddy-whackin’, inka-nackin’  
Zillaga-whackin’, Scallaga-whackin’  
Cracker-jackin’  
(deep inhale) Cracker Jack!

(sung)  
That was the week that was,  
it’s over, let it go.

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2023, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-your-age-without-telling-me-your-age-using-contemporaneous-ad-and-tv-show-slogans/978944/150 "2023-02-02T14:05:28Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> Wish I could recall who the kids were, I remember Tish that’s about it.

The kids changed pretty regularly, so far as I recall. Of course, I haven’t seen the show in more than 40 years.

I can still sing the address, though:

_Box 3-5-0 Boston Mass 0-2-1-3-4_

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**Post date:** [February 2, 2023, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-your-age-without-telling-me-your-age-using-contemporaneous-ad-and-tv-show-slogans/978944/151 "2023-02-02T21:33:28Z")

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Born in 1959, grew up in Cleveland area. I remember the line as “It’s 11 p.m. Do you know where your children are?”

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**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2023, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-your-age-without-telling-me-your-age-using-contemporaneous-ad-and-tv-show-slogans/978944/152 "2023-02-02T22:20:51Z")

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‘Verrry interesting - but stupid’.

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**Post date:** [February 2, 2023, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-your-age-without-telling-me-your-age-using-contemporaneous-ad-and-tv-show-slogans/978944/153 "2023-02-02T22:46:43Z")

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Oh, I’m glad I’m not an Oscar Meyer wiener . . .

Fan mail from some flounder?

Drizzle, drazzle, druzzle, drone - time for this one to come home.

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Neeevverrr Miiiind!

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**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-your-age-without-telling-me-your-age-using-contemporaneous-ad-and-tv-show-slogans/978944/155 "2023-02-03T01:04:22Z")

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Write to  
Consumer Information Catalog  
Pueblo, Colorado 81009

[Here is the PSA](https://youtu.be/XG03zlQiWt8)

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-your-age-without-telling-me-your-age-using-contemporaneous-ad-and-tv-show-slogans/978944/156 "2023-02-03T03:40:39Z")

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I got a few of those, still have them around, I think

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_I’m Chevy Chase. And you’re not_.

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-your-age-without-telling-me-your-age-using-contemporaneous-ad-and-tv-show-slogans/978944/158 "2023-02-03T17:01:37Z")

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_Say goodbye a little longer, make it lasta little longer.  
Give your mouth long-lasting freshness…_

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“the milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands” (M&M’s)

“open wide for Chunky” (a thick chocolate bar )

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> Say “goodnight” Dick.  
> Goodnight Dick.

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