# Tell me you're a man without telling me you're a man **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 23, 2023, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-youre-a-man-without-telling-me-youre-a-man/978635 "2023-01-23T04:49:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Asuka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@Asuka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asuka)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-youre-a-man-without-telling-me-youre-a-man/978635/101 "2023-02-04T08:38:10Z")
I took a nude picture of myself 8 years ago just in case I ever needed to send it to someone, and literally have never sent it to anyone because nobody cares not even my spouse. ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-youre-a-man-without-telling-me-youre-a-man/978635/102 "2023-02-04T14:43:54Z")
When I turned 40, I became invisible to the opposite sex. When I turned 50, I became invisible to my spouse. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-youre-a-man-without-telling-me-youre-a-man/978635/103 "2023-02-04T18:30:21Z")
> [@snowthx](#): > > When I turned 50, I became invisible to my spouse. I added 30 pounds so it’s easier for her to see me. ---
**Author:** ![Al128](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/al128/32/16541_2.png) [@Al128](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al128)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-youre-a-man-without-telling-me-youre-a-man/978635/104 "2023-02-04T19:43:06Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > > [@Cervaise](#): > > > > Yeah, maybe I should go to the doctor, but I’ma wait a couple days and see if it gets better on its own first. > > Just walk it off, man! yeah … walk if off … and stop the attention-whoreing ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-youre-a-man-without-telling-me-youre-a-man/978635/105 "2023-02-08T17:55:46Z")
I can make dinner, and only use one pot and one fork. If my wife’s home, I’ll skip eating out of the pot and get out some plates. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-youre-a-man-without-telling-me-youre-a-man/978635/106 "2023-02-08T19:24:13Z")
Ouch. That one hits close to home. True, so very true. But still painful. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-youre-a-man-without-telling-me-youre-a-man/978635/107 "2023-04-28T13:36:36Z")
If it itches, I scratch it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-youre-a-man-without-telling-me-youre-a-man/978635.md?page=5)