# Tell the Guy without an Ask Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 27, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744 "2000-06-27T17:55:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744/1 "2000-06-27T17:55:28Z")
I could come up with an Ask the [blank] Guy thread too but who needs another of those. This is your chance to TELL me something. Anything. Tell me a secret. Tell me your favorite spicy food. Tell me a bedtime story. Tell me to go to hell. I’ll absorb it all and be a wiser person for it. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744/2 "2000-06-27T17:57:06Z")
According to most statistics, the average human penis is 6 inches long. The average human vagina is 6 and a quarter inches deep. Now you know. ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744/3 "2000-06-27T18:02:29Z")
The average human head weighs twelve (12) pounds. That’s pretty heavy. You’ll remember this next time your neck is out of alignment. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744/4 "2000-06-27T18:08:32Z")
Pigs and kangaroos have corkscrew shaped penises. Female pigs have genetalia that corresponds to the corkscrew shape. ---
**Author:** ![\_Toby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/bbe5ce/32.png) [@\_Toby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Toby)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744/5 "2000-06-27T18:11:26Z")
Coca-Cola used to contain cocaine. Not anymore though… or does it? (eery music goes here) ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744/6 "2000-06-27T18:21:32Z")
Since we’re sort of on a penis subject, I will share that I walked out of my apartment today and saw two squirrels going at it. They were hanging on to the trunk of a tree at the time. Since the tree was just a regular tree - straight up out of the ground - I don’t see how they were able to not fall off. Those claws must be really sharp. I can’t comment on the shape of their respective private parts, but let me just say that the female didn’t look too happy with the whole situation. ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744/7 "2000-06-27T18:26:38Z")
Well, I don’t have anything penis related to tell you, but I will say that I just finished my lunch (grilled cheese and potato chips) and am now going to go outside for a smoke. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744/8 "2000-06-27T18:29:25Z")
This is great stuff. I’ve already learned a lot. A few comments: **ssskuggii** - I knew about the pigs,but kangaroos??? Wow. **missbunny** - I am again amazed. Squirrels can hump vertically. Monster - no comment. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![\_oo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e9a140/32.png) [@\_oo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_oo)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744/9 "2000-06-27T18:29:32Z")
- It used to be a fact (from extensive research by PepsiCo - conducted taste tests) that Coca Cola drinkers couldn’t tell the taste between Coca Cola and Pepsi. - Divided consciousness is possibe. By cutting or severing one’s corpus callosum, a person’s brain is divided into the separate hemispheres . So if that person sees a spoon with their right hemisphere, only their left hand could pick it up. The right hand wouldn’t where to pick it up. Similar situation with colour. If that person’s left and right hemispheres were exposed to the colours red and blue respectively, and you asked them to write down the colour they saw, they would write red with their right hand, and blue with their left hand. ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744/10 "2000-06-27T18:31:42Z")
I just finished my lunch, too. I had two leftover brats from a cookout on Sunday, a raspberry yogurt, an apple, and a Dr Pepper. I’m going to a meeting now. Mmmm…brats. ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744/11 "2000-06-27T18:43:18Z")
Why do they call it doggie-style, if so many other anumals use that particular position (from lions to toads!)? ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744/12 "2000-06-27T18:46:34Z")
Well, I don’t know where you are, but here in Chicago, it has to be the absolute best weather day I’ve seen in a long time. Sunshine, breezy, low humidity, about 77 degrees. This is the weather they have in heaven. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744/13 "2000-06-27T18:48:38Z")
Hey Trion. Go to hell! (_Somebody_ had to do it…) ---
**Author:** ![\_oo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e9a140/32.png) [@\_oo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_oo)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744/14 "2000-06-27T18:51:03Z")
Oke - real bored now, so some more: - There was this a gorilla that was taught to use sign language - and it worked. - It is very difficult to fill your ear up with water when standing in the shower. - All four of my wisdom teeth are only half grown. Been like this for years. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744/15 "2000-06-27T18:57:33Z")
More comments: **(^(oo)^)** - I had heard that stuff about cutting the brain in half before. I used to read a lot of books about weird subjects like that. Thanks for reminding me. **Resevoir** - You lucky dog (ha). I’m in Massachusetts and it’s hot and muggy here. Yuck. **tradesilicon** - I’m sorry, but that was in the form of a question. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744/16 "2000-06-27T19:22:35Z")
Let me just tell you this, [_ **everything** _](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/index.html) ya really need to know is just a click away. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744/17 "2000-06-27T19:28:44Z")
Sticking with the penis topic, Alice Cooper has an album called _Zipper catches Skin_. ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744/18 "2000-06-27T19:32:24Z")
Alfully cocky for a Guy without an Ask Thread, hmmmmm?😉 Toads do it doggie-style. ---
**Author:** ![\_oo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e9a140/32.png) [@\_oo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_oo)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-the-guy-without-an-ask-thread/23744/19 "2000-06-27T19:56:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Toads do it doggie-style. > \*\* Wouldn’t they kind of slide off each other? I’m serious…