# Tell us about the Mirrror-Mirror universe version of the Teeming Millions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102 "2006-11-12T14:48:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/21 "2006-11-13T18:51:49Z")
**Mirror Batsinma** is smart as a whip, and twice as mean. ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/22 "2006-11-13T18:54:17Z")
In an attempt to refure the above: **Dead Cat - Beta Version** always finishes his assignments on time and never misses a bus or train. He is in the gym for two hours every day and has never touched alcohol in his life. He is great with money, saving a little each month in order to go clothes shopping, which he enjoys more than any girl. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/23 "2006-11-13T18:54:31Z")
**Mirror Kythereia** hates _everyone_. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/24 "2006-11-13T18:54:47Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Heh. May I just say that DopeFests would probably be a lot more exciting if some of you were your mirror selves? 😃 [/QUOTE] You mean, “They got along like a house on fire”? (Smoke, flames, people screaming and running…) ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/25 "2006-11-13T18:58:25Z")
The **Anti-Bosda** likes SPORTS! And BEER! And SPORTS! & BEER! And BEER! & SPORTS! And SPORTS! soaked in BEER! And NASCAR. Don’t forget NASCAR. And he has a beard, but no mustache. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/26 "2006-11-13T18:58:51Z")
**Most Original User Name Ever** is filthy, filthy rich and gets exactly what he wants when he wants it. He has precious little patience and a fiery temper to match. He also hates animals and goes out of his way to kick puppies ot sling kittens into tall trees, then has a double cheeseburger as he sits and watches the fire department try to get the cat down. He also has an abnormally tiny penis, is gay, despises thinking about things (as opposed to taking ACTION!) …did I mention his tiny penis? Not me. Him. What? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/27 "2006-11-13T19:15:11Z")
**Guinastasia** is a totally organized, super-ambitious work-a-holic who sleeps around with all of her male co-workers and likes doing math puzzles for fun. She keeps three pet snakes and loathes cats and vote Republican. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/28 "2006-11-13T20:10:44Z")
**Big Omen** posted here a couple of times but then decided he had better things to do with his life. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/29 "2006-11-13T20:36:37Z")
**MomChatFairy** is a smartly-coiffed professional in a tailored suit and stiletto heels. She’s a cold-hearted shrew who goes out of her way to kick puppies and mock anyone who doesn’t measure up to her standards, which is pretty much anyone. She is argumentative, psychotic, left-handed, and heartless. She is demanding and impossible to please. And she’s a whore. And she doesn’t like chocolate. Bitch. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/30 "2006-11-13T20:53:14Z")
[QUOTE=FairyChatMom] **MomChatFairy** is a smartly-coiffed professional in a tailored suit and stiletto heels. She’s a cold-hearted shrew who goes out of her way to kick puppies and mock anyone who doesn’t measure up to her standards, which is pretty much anyone. She is argumentative, psychotic, left-handed, and heartless. She is demanding and impossible to please. And she’s a whore. And she doesn’t like chocolate. Bitch. [/QUOTE] If you’re the exact opposite of that, I’d do _either_ of you. 😃 😉_leer_ ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/31 "2006-11-13T21:02:49Z")
I’m nice, dammit - just ask anyone! PS - you frighten me! :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/32 "2006-11-13T21:52:20Z")
[QUOTE=FairyChatMom] **MomChatFairy** is a smartly-coiffed professional in a tailored suit and stiletto heels. She’s a cold-hearted shrew who goes out of her way to kick puppies and mock anyone who doesn’t measure up to her standards, which is pretty much anyone. She is argumentative, psychotic, left-handed, and heartless. She is demanding and impossible to please. And she’s a whore. And she doesn’t like chocolate. Bitch. [/QUOTE] Except for the chocolate thing (and stilettos), I was thinking this was a description of _me_. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/33 "2006-11-13T22:01:10Z")
[QUOTE=Waverly] Except for the chocolate thing (and stilettos), I was thinking this was a description of _me_. [/QUOTE] A description of the real you, or the Bizarro you? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/34 "2006-11-13T22:02:33Z")
**Occah Cop** is a highway patrolman in Tallahassee, Florida. He and his wife are both born-again Christians and are very active in their local church. He’s a huge sports fan and often spends his weekends with his buddies drinking beer and watching football. He doesn’t think about politics much at all (“They’re all a bunch of crooks”) but he does believe that videogames are evil and should be heavily regulated or banned. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/35 "2006-11-13T22:07:04Z")
[QUOTE=Anne Neville] **Anti-Anne** is a domestic goddess- her house is spotless (partly because she doesn’t own any books or have any pets), and she’s very much into decorative crafts projects. She wants to be a stay-at-home mom some day. She is a morning person- she wakes up early every day with a smile on her face and a song in her heart. She loves short winter days when the sun sets before she leaves work. She loves Survivor, and hates the History Channel. She hates coffee, wine, beer, and cheese, and loves working out and driving. She is up to her eyebrows in debt, partly because she has a fancy new luxury SUV, a plasma TV, and an expensive stereo system. She loves dating, but only guys with big muscles and no chest or back hair, and NO GEEKS. Oh, and she won’t date men who don’t have prestigious jobs and nice cars. She’s not at all interested in settling down or getting married, because it’s so much fun to date two or three different men every week. She loves talking about her sexual experiences with all of them in detail with her women friends. She has her all-time dream job- working for H&R Block, doing people’s taxes. She does her own taxes on January 1 every year, because she enjoys it too much to put it off. She wears a suit with a short, tight-fitting skirt to work every day, and wears lots of makeup and has an elaborate hairstyle. She bothers the IT people at her work with all kinds of ID10T problems, because she is afraid of computers. She is strongly pro-life and anti-gay-marriage, votes Republican when she can be bothered to vote (not often), and thinks atheists can’t be trusted. She has never been outside the US, and has no interest in ever going to any other country, because the US must be better than those other countries. [/QUOTE] Holy Crap! The anti-Anne is my mother! ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/36 "2006-11-13T22:32:20Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] A description of the real you, or the Bizarro you? [/QUOTE] The real me. Ask anyone. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/37 "2006-11-13T22:40:51Z")
Mirror \*\*Contrapuntal \*\*is a **One Note Samba** who is the life of the party. People just seem to flock to him, ya know? His quiet, non judgmental musings are taken to heart with gladness and great understanding. Strangers faces light up upon seeing him approach. And nobody ever says “huh?” For some odd reason, dogs distrust him, and the feeling is mutual. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/38 "2006-11-13T22:49:50Z")
Artificialtreeminster is likely a raid Main Tank type…outside of Norrath, he’s likely a criminal with no sense of humor, doesn’t smoke, is married with kids, and has short hair. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/39 "2006-11-13T23:03:19Z")
[QUOTE=DeVena] Holy Crap! The anti-Anne is my mother! [/QUOTE] I’ll try to make sure not to meet her, to avoid possible annihilation. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102/40 "2006-11-13T23:38:10Z")
**mirror\_mcl** is still gay (no amount of sci-fi could overcome that). But he is a nattily-dressed, semi-closeted, apathetic Conservative voter living in a well-appointed bungalow in suburban Calgary, who works as an investment banker and is profoundly embarrassed by pride parades. He is on Atkins and secretly thinks that Stockwell Day is kind of sexy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-us-about-the-mirrror-mirror-universe-version-of-the-teeming-millions/380102.md?page=3)