I’ve DONE all the things I could possibly think of as kinky fantasies, including extra people and BDSM both ways. I hate being tied up. I get this fight reaction, where I’m more likely to kick him hard enough in the chest to cause heart failure than to sit back and enjoy myself. I don’t mind being a ‘top’, but it’s not as much of a turn on as it is sometimes-fun.
Most of my real Fantasies read like romance novels
Y’know, roomful of flowers, silk sheets, man who smells incredibly good and is irresistably sexy - and while confident and strong (he can pick me up without wincing, walk around with me in his arms), still is gentle and sweet at heart… the kind who COULD protect me - but knows he wouldn’t need to, so won’t unless I ask. Sometimes they involve food, but usually EATING it BEFORE sex, not during or on each other. REal food, good food - like really good, fresh steaks, seasoned properly and cooked properly (NO hockey pucks, thanks). Food is a very sensual thing to me, a good meal is a great way to get me started. Women get involved too sometimes, but it’s the same type of woman. LOL I like my women the same way I like my men - well built, strong, sensitive, and able to kick ass but not likely to unless it’s -necessary-. And pretty. I like em pretty (both genders).
Well, that and the dnd fantasies, but… um… those are embarrassing sheepish grin
(I can’t help it. I’m in love with Drizzt wince don’t beat me, I have fantasies about wandering the woods with an elven ranger, or … well… lol anything with elves eep. )
I’ve DONE all the things I could possibly think of as kinky fantasies, including extra people and BDSM both ways. I hate being tied up. I get this fight reaction, where I’m more likely to kick him hard enough in the chest to cause heart failure than to sit back and enjoy myself. I don’t mind being a ‘top’, but it’s not as much of a turn on as it is sometimes-fun.
Most of my real Fantasies read like romance novels
Y’know, roomful of flowers, silk sheets, man who smells incredibly good and is irresistably sexy - and while confident and strong (he can pick me up without wincing, walk around with me in his arms), still is gentle and sweet at heart… the kind who COULD protect me - but knows he wouldn’t need to, so won’t unless I ask. Sometimes they involve food, but usually EATING it BEFORE sex, not during or on each other. REal food, good food - like really good, fresh steaks, seasoned properly and cooked properly (NO hockey pucks, thanks). Food is a very sensual thing to me, a good meal is a great way to get me started. Women get involved too sometimes, but it’s the same type of woman. LOL I like my women the same way I like my men - well built, strong, sensitive, and able to kick ass but not likely to unless it’s -necessary-. And pretty. I like em pretty (both genders).
Well, that and the dnd fantasies, but… um… those are embarrassing sheepish grin
(I can’t help it. I’m in love with Drizzt wince don’t beat me, I have fantasies about wandering the woods with an elven ranger, or … well… lol anything with elves eep. )
I have one that involves a radio-operated remote-controlled device. It would be the approximate shape and size of a lightdays panty liner. The remote would have a dial marked “vib. speed” and another marked “vib. intensity”…
I don’t really have any fantasies. My boyfriend and I do everything… and I mean everything!! I don’t like to be restrained though, I’ve never liked that. It’s not a trust issue or anything, it just bothers me. However, I do like to tie up my man and tease the shit out of him!
I would like to be able to surprise my BF by having him come home from work and find a note telling him to take a shower and go lay down naked on the bed. Then I’d slink in wearing some sexy outfit and proceed to do a striptease for him. I’d let him watch me take my outfit off but I wouldn’t let him touch me with his hands but I’m allowed to touch him and kiss him anywhere I want. I would start kissing his face, slowly over to his ears, down his neck, across his chest, down his stomach, down to… (You don’t need to know this part) And after having the best sex of our lives we would just lay there holding each other, talking, carressing, kissing, and then we’d start all over and make love again and again and again.
I was twenty-two before I knew it could be done any other place.
Pepperlandgirl, you got this idea from my wife, right? This is absolutely her favorite fantasy—she adds honey to your food list—I am getting way too fat.
All who have been in chat recently have surely heard my impotence plan.
The day I can’t get it up anymore will be a wonderful day, in my eyes. I will drive straight to the urologists’ office. I will then get two penile implants. One will pump it up, the other one will make it vibrate.
I will be the single biggest slutpuppy at the nursing home, I promise you that!
“I advise the ladies, never give a guy a blow job while he’s driving…you might accidentally bite.”
Or you might do such a good job that he loses control of the car . . . think about explaining THAT accident to anyone . . . "Honestly, officer, I was looking at a stain on his pants and I guess he accelerated or something . . . "
Officer: “And gee, I wonder what the stain turned out to be?”
Damn, techchick! That description of going down the Colorado by Moab made me shiver! You have good fantasies.
Hmmmm… I don’t think I’ll share any of mine here. They mostly involve trying to set up my SO with other guys. Y’know how a lot of guys have that lesbian fantasy? I’m the same way - give me a couple gay guys to watch and I’d be thrilled.
Unfortunately, SO will have nothing to do with it. sigh. I think that’s probably why it’s my #1 main fantasy right now, as he’s up for just about anything else.
On another note, we just bought nifty costumes for the Rennaisance Festival this weekend. His niece is in town, and we’re taking her, so we decided to spring for cool medieval clothes. When we took them out of the box, my first thought was “Oh boy, we could do some fun ‘Lord of the Castle chases down the serving wench’ stuff with these!”
Try the backseat of an 86 Camero, in the parking lot of a Fiesta…
My main fantasy right now is to be at a bar and get picked up by a strange woman. She’d barely say two sentences to me: We’d go to some sleazy motel and get it on. It’s a turn on because it’s so out of character for me: I’m a shy gentleman, and I’d be too afraid of catching some sort of disease.
The good news is, my super cool GF said she’s gonna help me out with this one sometime…
