# Tells.  or the Greta VanSustren (sp) thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tells-or-the-greta-vansustren-sp-thread/188845>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 16, 2003, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tells-or-the-greta-vansustren-sp-thread/188845 "2003-07-16T10:00:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![chewbasta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbe5ce/32.png) [@chewbasta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chewbasta)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tells-or-the-greta-vansustren-sp-thread/188845/1 "2003-07-16T10:00:57Z")

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Ok, after watching fox news for awhile I noticed everytime Greta has a guest on that she respects/wants to be in the same league with, she starts talking out of the side of her mouth. Now if the guest is a nobody she is normal. Anyone else notice this?  
Any other “tells” to point out?

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**Author:** ![DougC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7feea3/32.png) [@DougC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougC)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tells-or-the-greta-vansustren-sp-thread/188845/2 "2003-07-16T13:40:11Z")

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    - Maybe it’s that face lift surgery acting up under stress or something. (I think she had more character before, visually-speaking)  
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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tells-or-the-greta-vansustren-sp-thread/188845/3 "2003-07-16T17:26:57Z")

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It’s the thetans speaking.

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**Author:** ![chewbasta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbe5ce/32.png) [@chewbasta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chewbasta)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tells-or-the-greta-vansustren-sp-thread/188845/4 "2003-07-16T17:27:17Z")

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Exactly, stressed. Just like Michelle Leigh, on fox thing in chicago. Ho bag fidgets when outside with a hunky guy. Seen that the other morning.

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**Author:** ![Dogface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@Dogface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogface)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tells-or-the-greta-vansustren-sp-thread/188845/5 "2003-07-17T15:20:40Z")

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It’s not the facelift surgery. She did that before the surgery. Perhaps she had a minor stroke at one time.

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**Author:** ![j.c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/73ab20/32.png) [@j.c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j.c)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tells-or-the-greta-vansustren-sp-thread/188845/6 "2003-07-18T02:51:34Z")

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I think it’s just her. She always does it. She always has.

Some days, I think the world will end (in fire or ice) and everything we know will be destroyed… except for Greta’s hair.

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**Author:** ![Snake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Snake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snake)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tells-or-the-greta-vansustren-sp-thread/188845/7 "2003-07-18T07:50:14Z")

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Maye she’s related to Eddie Money and that trait runs in their family:D