# "Ten Commandments Judge" Roy Moore gets ass handed to him in gubenatorial primary.

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-commandments-judge-roy-moore-gets-ass-handed-to-him-in-gubenatorial-primary/359784
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 7, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-commandments-judge-roy-moore-gets-ass-handed-to-him-in-gubenatorial-primary/359784 "2006-06-07T18:37:58Z")
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### Author: ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-commandments-judge-roy-moore-gets-ass-handed-to-him-in-gubenatorial-primary/359784/1 "2006-06-07T18:37:58Z")

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[Woot!](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/06/07/AR2006060700527.html)

Even Alabama can’t stomach this guy any more. Voters also rejected bids for the state Supreme Court by four Moore factionist candidates who campaigned on the bizarre contention that states do not have to obey the US Supreme Court.

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### Author: ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-commandments-judge-roy-moore-gets-ass-handed-to-him-in-gubenatorial-primary/359784/2 "2006-06-07T19:00:19Z")

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It’s nice to see a demagogue get what he deserves. Or a fraction of it, anyway.

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### Author: ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2006, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-commandments-judge-roy-moore-gets-ass-handed-to-him-in-gubenatorial-primary/359784/3 "2006-06-07T19:05:58Z")

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Outstanding.  
I’m not one to gloat, but damned outstanding.

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### Author: ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-commandments-judge-roy-moore-gets-ass-handed-to-him-in-gubenatorial-primary/359784/4 "2006-06-07T19:20:32Z")

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Could this presage a trend? Please? If I cross my fingers and wish real hard? Can we throw the rascals out come November? Or at least some of them?

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### Author: ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2006, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-commandments-judge-roy-moore-gets-ass-handed-to-him-in-gubenatorial-primary/359784/5 "2006-06-07T20:34:31Z")

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The same people who didn’t vote for Moore still overwhelmingly [approved](http://www.365gay.com/Newscon06/06/060706alabama.htm) a same-sex marriage ban constitutional amendment. So it’s not so much that Alabamans are tired of Moore’s insane message; they just seem to prefer their bigotry to be a little less nationally ridiculed.

In conclusion, the people of Alabama can still go fuck themselves.

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### Author: ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2006, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-commandments-judge-roy-moore-gets-ass-handed-to-him-in-gubenatorial-primary/359784/6 "2006-06-07T21:08:07Z")

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> [@Otto](#):
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> In conclusion, the people of Alabama can still go fuck themselves.

Wouldn’t that constitute gay sex?!

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### Author: ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2006, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-commandments-judge-roy-moore-gets-ass-handed-to-him-in-gubenatorial-primary/359784/7 "2006-06-07T22:50:03Z")

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> With 99 percent of precincts reporting, Riley had 67 percent, or 306,373 votes, to 33 percent, or 153,373 votes, for former state Chief Justice Roy Moore. Baxley had 60 percent or 278,292 votes to former Gov. Don Siegelman’s 36 percent or 168,733 votes.
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> “God’s will has been done,” Moore told supporters.

Say, Roy, if God’s will was for you not to win, why did you run in the first place? You know, seeing as how you have a direct line on what God wants us to be doing. What the heck kind of prophet are ya?

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### Author: ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2006, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-commandments-judge-roy-moore-gets-ass-handed-to-him-in-gubenatorial-primary/359784/8 "2006-06-07T23:47:27Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> Wouldn’t that constitute gay sex?!

No, I think that would come under the heading of masturbation. 😃

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### Author: ![Malienation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Malienation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malienation)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2006, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-commandments-judge-roy-moore-gets-ass-handed-to-him-in-gubenatorial-primary/359784/9 "2006-06-08T01:27:44Z")

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Bwahahahahahahhaha!
