Ten Great Bands Of All Time: NAME 'EM

Ok, just so you don’t get tired of seeing the same names listed over and over, here’s my list:

  1. The Archies - If you think an artifical “band” miming music someone else wrote and arranged isn’t influencial, you haven’t seen MTV.

  2. Kraftwerk - Made all the kids in England decide they could be in a band. All you have to do is buy a keyboard…

  3. Liberace - If you’re flashy enough everyone will notice. Paved the way for Elton John, Boy George, and Marilyn Manson.

  4. Prince - Made a lot of money off albums with “obscene” songs which couldn’t be played on the radio. This made record companies more willing to allow obscene language on albums (not necessarily a good thing…) Of course, he was influential in many other ways, but this is the first example I thought of.

  5. Menudo - As far as I know, this is the template for the modern Boy Band. It may be awful, but it is a big part of the music scene.

  6. Duran Duran - How To Become Rich And Famous by making videos. Suddenly bands no one would have heard of were making videos, and getting lots of exposure. This holds true today. If an unknown band makes a video that gets a lot of attention, they get a lot of airplay. The example that springs to mind is Placebo with “Pure Morning.”

  7. Rap - I don’t listen to rap, but the first hugely successful rap artist should be on this list. Rap is a huge part of rock music today. (I’m tempted to add Vanilla Ice to this list. He paved the way for white rappers, like Eminem. But it’s my list, so no, bleh.)

  8. Queen - No, our lead singer’s not gay (wink wink). We named the band Queen because, umm…

  9. Depeche Mode - Actually, they go under Kraftwerk, but I like them so…They were able to become hugely sucessful while working for an independant label. This is still rare, but it’s everyone’s dream. And people think the internet will let it happen.

  10. Barbra Streisand - Perhaps the ultimate Diva. How could we have Madonna, without Barbra? (Perhaps this role model is why Madonna keeps making movies?)

I could never pick a greatest band but some mentions are in order…

Still singing somewhere - Bob Marley, Janis Joplin, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jim Morrison, and John Lennon.

Best band of the last decade - Collective Soul.

A band you should definately look for - Wide Mouth Mason.

I wonder if Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” will still be selling when my kids have kids?

Is it just Sophie and I who see the musical genius of Lyle Lovett? You have to listen closely.

Poco - Eagles fans take note.

Wow, I figured that it would take longer to figure out where I got my name.:eek:

But, so far as Primus goes, the only album that I really like is “Suck on This.” The rest of their music is interesting, but just a little too odd and goofy for me.

Completely true. Very talented musicians, but they wouldn’t know a good melody if it bit them in the ass :wink:

Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me?

Great live band though. one of the best live shows I have ever been to is Primus and Fishbone back in 1991. Uh oh…I feel a whole new post coming on…live bands…

After only 12 posts and I get an offer like this. WOO-HOO! :wink: (just kidding)

Not to go off on a tangent, but wasn’t live the version with Les doing all the vocals better than the studio version with some other guy voicing Tommy?

I’ll let it drop now.

“Many a fat alley rat had met his demise staring point blank down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine.”

You mean Tom Waits? Some other guy? yeah, and superman was just some schmo in tights! That’s near blashphemy. :wink:
I do like the live version though.

My apologies to Mr. Waits. I did not realize who it was. It’s been a while since I heard it. Won’t happen again.

To avoid the use of many IMO’s, it is to be understood that all superlatives are strictly my opinion.

10.) Hoagy Carmichael. There have been many great songwriters this century and I was sorely tempted to name Jerome Kern (“Smoke Gets in Your Eyes” is the best ballad ever), Lerner & Lowe (hope I got the spelling right) or Rodgers & Hammerstein. However, anybody who wrote “Stardust,” the most recorded song of the century, definitely deserves to be in the running. Ol’ Hoagy also wrote many other great songs including “Baltimore Oriole,” “Lazy River,” and “In the Cool, Cool, Cool of the Evening.” Finally, he is a Hoosier and I am a Hoosier so I will give him the nod over Kern.

9.) Louis Armstrong. I don’t think much of Satchmo as a vocalist, but nobody, not even Diz and Harry “Sweets” Edison, ever recorded so many great trumpet solos. His work with King Oliver and Jack Teagarden will influence musicians long after most rock bands are forgotten dust. Only the angel Gabriel ever played a horn better.

8.) The Glenn Miller Orchestra. No other group ever made it so much fun to dance.

7.) Lightnin’ Hopkins. The blues is the root of most popular music these days and a bluesman deserves to be in my top 10. Although several others – especially B.B. King, Howlin’ Wolf and Muddy Waters – were considered, I picked Hopkins because he is my favorite and because he maintained an incredible level of quality over a long carer. Check out his performance on “The 1976 Jazz & Heritage Festival.” The old man taught the young men a few things about how to sing the blues.

6.) The John Coltrane Quartet: John Coltrane, soprano sax; McCoy Tyner, piano; Elvin Jones; bass; and Jimmy Garrison, bass. To give only one example of why I choose this band listen to how the quartet transforms “My Favorite Things,” a semi-sappy show tune that borders on sentimentality, into one of the moodiest, most brilliant pieces of jazz ever played, either on album or live.

5.) George Gershwin. Possibly the greatest songwriter of this or any other century and he has plenty of competition. The man wrote “Rhapsody in Blue,” “Summertime,” “Lady Be Good,” “Fascinating Rhythm” and numerous other standards. He also managed the transition into classical music with ease, penning Symphony for Piano and Orchestra in F Major, a wonderful piece. I have heard the Louisville Symphony Orchestra play it live and have a taped version by the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra. Definitely a virtuoso.

4.) The Motown Stable. James Jamerson is the best bass player who ever slapped the strings, and, sadly, one of the most underrated musicians of this century; Stevie Wonder is one of the most incredible popular musicians of the past 40 years (in 1981 I saw both him and Bruce Springsteen in concert and he easily held his own with the Boss – no mean feat); and Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell are the best duet ever. If I was picking artists for a much longer list those three acts would have individual entries. Add the Temptations (another group that would have an individual entry), Levi Stubbs (the voice of Audrey in the musical version of “Little Shop of Horrors”) & the Four Tops, the Supremes, Martha & the Vandellas, Rare Earth and the other Motown acts and you have one of the best assemblages of talent ever. And, although I have never had much use for his music, Michael Jackson is definitely one of the top-selling acts of all time.

3.) The Duke Ellington Orchestra. The Duke was an incredible songwriter in his own right and could also tickle the ivories. Add in the incredible Billy Strayhorn as ancilliary songwriter, vocalists like Helen Ward and musicians like Paul Gonzalez, Ray Nance and Johnny Hodges and you have a stellar list of talent. Should any of you doubt this, I recommend you listen to the 1958 recording of “Black, Brown and Beige” with the Duke & his Orchestra backing Mahalia Jackson on “Come Sunday.”

2.) I don’t know that this group ever had any formal title. Its lineup was: Jo Jones, drums; Fredie Green, guitar; Walter Page, bass; Teddy Wilson, piano; Buck Clayton, trumpet; Buster Bailey, clarinet; Lester Young, saxophone; and Billie Holiday, vocals. All other comments are superfluous.

1.) Jimi Hendrix. Simply put, the best popular musician of the 20th Century. If I were to explaine why I love Hendrix’s music so much, this post would be as long as a fat novella. Hell, I’m going to really stick my neck out and make this statement: “There are Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Jimi Hendrix. Then there is everybody else.”

  1. George Clinton/Parliament/Funkadelic
  2. Rolling Stones
  3. Led Zep
  4. Leonard Cohen
  5. Beatles
  6. Beastie Boys
  7. U2
  8. Paul Simon
  9. Jimi Hendrix
  10. Phish

Ok…my picks maybe be a bit biased, but hey, it’s my list, so screw you if you don’t like it:
1.NIN- yeah yeah i know…how could i pick NIN…well i just did, so go eat a lemon.

2.Einsturzende Neubauten-So freakin original, that noone else has even attempted their kind of musical arrangments

3.Kraftwerk- i don’t think i have to justify this choice

4.Front 242- made synth oriented music aggresive and a lot more fun to dance to…godfathers of EBM

5.Pink Floyd- as with Kraftwerk…no need for an explenation

6.Skinny Puppy- again…original as hell and so so so wacked out!

7.Beatles-they’re brits, they’re pop, and they rock…enough said

8.Depeche Mode-also brits, also “pop”, but not really…and they, for the lack of a better term, synth!

9.New Order- godfathers of modern house and dance musik

10.VnV nation- this is an extremly biased pick, cause these guys have been around, for like 7 years, so haven’t had the chance to stand the test of time, but with their given material, they are the frontrunners in the electro and EBM scene, which is finally gaining populariy.

The Beatles
The Rolling Stones
Rush
Jimi Hendrix
Nirvana
Bob Dylan
Metallica
The Cure
Black Sabbath/Ozzy Osbourne
Pearl Jam

  1. REM
  2. Gomez
  3. Jimi Hendrix
  4. Aretha Franklin
  5. Four Tops
  6. U2
  7. Massive Attack
  8. Nirvana
  9. Radiohead
    10)The Animals

SHIT!!

Forgot Dylan!!! How the hell could I do that??? Ah well, Dylan would probably be at number 3.

Check the name of this forum for the value of my post.

Anyway:

1 - The Velvet Underground - Nothing even comes close. Sure they influenced a tonne of crappy bands, but they were themselves untouchable in style and in substance.

2 - The Stooges - Again, imitated a million times, but never properly. Universally loved and covered by the mid seventies punk bands, even more so than the VU.

3 - Pink Floyd - I only went nuts on them for a year, but they were a band that stood pretty much on their own. A few dogs in the catalogue, but enough great records (Piper at the Gates of Dawn; The Wall) to mean they probably won’t ever be forgotten.

4 - Einsturzende Neubauten - Unique sounds made into actual songs. They’ve become a hundred times better since those interested in musical ‘fads’ dropped them a decade ago.

5 - The Kingsmen - For one song that changed the world (that’s Louie Louie, if you came in late). Hey, they didn’t even write it, but they did make it a hit, even with the blooper of the singer coming in too soon after the solo.

6 - The Ramones - Forget inspiration, the Ramones proved that if your one trick is good enough, it can stay fantastic through a career. ‘Rocket To Russia’ remains one of the great pop/punk/rock experiences.

7 - Iron Maiden - Terminally uncool, but they kept me sane during my teenage years. And whadda y’know - when I picked up their best of last year, it still sounded great. Like the Ramones, they always only did/do what they want to, and they influenced a tonne of bands (and not only heavy metal bands).

8 - The Birthday Party - After punk, they were the band that picked up the ‘rock’ style and ran with it. Along with The Cramps, one of the only worthwhile post-punk bands.

9 - Nirvana - Sure everything they did had been done before, but I’ll never forget the joy I felt in 1991, hearing ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ blasting out over the radio, wiping out all the crap that was dominating at the time. I prefer Mudhoney and Pearl Jam, but Nirvana are the ones that shook everything up.

10 - Your favourite band. (I’m too lazy to think of another one myself).

HenrySpencer

Henry…you are so so right…gald to see someone else pick MC Blixa and the Boyz.

Dead Kennedys (right guard won’t help you here)
Shriekback (we’re not monsters-we’re moral people)
10000 maniacs
Talking Heads
Devo
Jason Ringenburg and the Nashville Scorchers
Clash: not punk, a hybrid of metal and reggae. Listen again, they still rock (and skank).
Grateful Dead: the great American band
Prince
Beausoleil

imho

dustMagnate-

Good to see Jason and the Scorchers get a mention. I have seen well over 100 bands live, including many big names, and Jason and the Scorchers are still far and away the best live band.

Besides which, they ought to get some credit for having been way ahead of the “alternative country” curve.

so you equated gomez with hendrix, the animals, and aretha franklin, eh? i’m not dissing, just wondering if you love gomez or if you’re IN gomez. the new record’s out, right? good luck, i say. i think it got a great review in cmj.