# Ten things not to ask a naked man. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 2, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874 "2008-03-02T19:42:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/21 "2008-03-03T03:02:13Z")
[QUOTE=Muffin] Time for a brief NSFW men’s pride musical interlude: [_A Heap of Trouble_ by Steve Sullivan](http://www.stevesullivan.co.uk/heapmov.html). [/QUOTE] What a charming video. I liked it. Sent it to a friend whose soul is being crushed as we speak. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/22 "2008-03-03T03:14:38Z")
Man, [British dudes](http://zurlocker.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/full_monty_photos.jpg) [really like](http://www.goddesscafe.com/blogger/nude-organist.jpg) [to be naked](http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/daniel-radcliffe-fully-nude-penis-thumb.jpg), [don’t they](http://worldofwonder.net/image1/rwilliamsnude.jpg)? (We’ll err on the side of caution and call all those links NSFW) ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/23 "2008-03-03T03:56:05Z")
I could be wrong, but don’t you think it would be safer to fix that vacuum cleaner with pants on? ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/24 "2008-03-03T06:19:34Z")
You Doper women can be cruel. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/25 "2008-03-03T06:22:23Z")
[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth] You Doper women can be cruel. 😛 [/QUOTE] Plenty of guys posting in this thread, too. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/26 "2008-03-03T07:07:56Z")
[QUOTE=astro] [I don’t care if being “smooth” is all the rage! I’ve not shaving you down!](http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j235/dirtydirty1/hairy_man_copy.jpg) [/QUOTE] Sasquatch! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/27 "2008-03-03T07:19:03Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] I could be wrong, but don’t you think it would be safer to fix that vacuum cleaner with pants on? [/QUOTE] [You’re not wrong](http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article868092.ece) :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/28 "2008-03-03T08:12:42Z")
So, uh, you’re a grower, right? ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/29 "2008-03-03T08:43:00Z")
Would you like literature on the Swedish Penis Enlarger my company is selling? ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/30 "2008-03-03T09:26:08Z")
Ooohhh, cute! Your fur coat has a button!!! ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/31 "2008-03-03T09:33:41Z")
Have you tried Miracle Grow? It worked on my carrots ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/32 "2008-03-03T10:47:31Z")
Is it suppose to look like that? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/33 "2008-03-03T12:47:45Z")
[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin] [You’re not wrong](http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article868092.ece) :eek: [/QUOTE] Henry! He’s my oldest appliance (a couple of decades and still sucking strong)! Our relationship, however, is purely platonic. ---
**Author:** ![beanpod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9adbd/32.png) [@beanpod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beanpod)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/34 "2008-03-03T19:16:05Z")
[Quote=SmartAleq] That’s so CUTE! How long have you been growing it? [/Quote] Well, I was trying to think of something funny, but really, how can I top this? _modest applause_ ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/35 "2008-03-03T19:18:31Z")
Are you wearing mohair pajamas? ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/36 "2008-03-03T19:45:35Z")
Are you kidding me? ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/37 "2008-03-04T01:00:18Z")
Damn! Are you sure you’re not the [guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=273825&highlight=Patient%27s+Bizarre+Penis) **Qadgop the Mercotan** was talking about? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/38 "2008-03-04T01:22:39Z")
You know I like girls better, right? ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/39 "2008-03-04T06:36:22Z")
[QUOTE=Muffin] Time for a brief NSFW men’s pride musical interlude: [_A Heap of Trouble_ by Steve Sullivan](http://www.stevesullivan.co.uk/heapmov.html). [/QUOTE] That is seriously twisted. I loved it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/40 "2008-03-04T06:38:04Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] Damn! Are you sure you’re not the [guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=273825&highlight=Patient%27s+Bizarre+Penis) **Qadgop the Mercotan** was talking about? [/QUOTE] If QtM wants to post some pictures anonymously somewhere, I’m sick enough to look at one, at least. That’s pretty deranged. :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874.md?page=3)