# Ten things not to ask a naked man.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 2, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874 "2008-03-02T19:42:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/41 "2008-03-04T11:09:48Z")

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[QUOTE=matt\_mcl]  
You know I like girls better, right?  
[/QUOTE]

Interesting username-line combo there, Matt 😃

So, uhm, is there any reason you got your first piercing _there_? What do you mean, that’s not a piercing?

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-things-not-to-ask-a-naked-man/439874/42 "2008-03-05T14:00:51Z")

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Wow thats just like a penis only smaller!

Who do you think you are going to please with that?

You certainly got a monster cock there !  
All green and scaley.

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