# Ten words that you don't say on the SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 27, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336 "2003-07-27T23:52:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/1 "2003-07-27T23:52:17Z")
… as inspired by a discussion on today’s Kansas City Dopefest. Of course, it doesn’t have to be limited to ten, but it’s a start. 1. Fat 2. Redneck 3. Gry More? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/2 "2003-07-27T23:58:45Z")
Semprini. ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/3 "2003-07-28T00:03:01Z")
SEMPRINI? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/4 "2003-07-28T00:07:00Z")
OUT! OI! ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/5 "2003-07-28T01:22:50Z")
Hellbound sinner ---
**Author:** ![patchbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dc4da7/32.png) [@patchbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/patchbunny)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/6 "2003-07-28T01:24:18Z")
Well, there’s: " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " and of course, one should never say: " " –Patch ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/7 "2003-07-28T03:07:10Z")
What, exactly, is a semprini? Can I even use an indefinite article in front of it? Have I inadvertently nouned a verb? Its certainly one I won’t use, but only by virtue of the fact that I don’t know what it means… ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/8 "2003-07-28T03:10:02Z")
“retard”, or “retarded” if not in a medical context. “faggot”, unless we’re referring to cigarettes or wood ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/9 "2003-07-28T03:14:46Z")
Jerk and troll are pretty much verboten in a lot of contexts. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/10 "2003-07-28T03:14:48Z")
. . . are: Shit Piss Fuck Cunt CockSucker MotherFucker Tits ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/11 "2003-07-28T03:16:01Z")
Simulpost! ---
**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/12 "2003-07-28T03:17:22Z")
A bit of a Blink fan, now aren’t we, **Reilly**? The number one word is “fat,” of course. That will get you an automatic Pitting. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/13 "2003-07-28T03:47:03Z")
Mr moderator, Johnny LA and Dutchboy used the forbidden ‘s’ word !!! LOL ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/14 "2003-07-28T03:55:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mirror Image egamI rorriM \* > \*\*A bit of a Blink fan, now aren’t we, **Reilly**? > > The number one word is “fat,” of course. That will get you an automatic Pitting. \*\* What iss thiiiss . . . “bleenk” . . . ?! Nope, it’s George Carlin. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/15 "2003-07-28T03:57:31Z")
Oh, and one that’s really a no-no . . . . . . **Melin** _Cough_ ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/16 "2003-07-28T04:41:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dutchboy208 \* > \*\*What, exactly, is a semprini? \*\* Ya know, I’d love to know that too. Monty Python used to use it all the time, but it’s the one reference of theirs I never got. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/17 "2003-07-28T04:47:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wolf\_meister \* > \*\*Mr moderator, Johnny LA and Dutchboy used the forbidden ‘s’ word !!! LOL \*\* I’ll see your semprini, and I’ll raise you a LOL, brb, ttyl, lmao, etc… I won’t use netspeak abbreviations, IICHI. (if I can help it 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/18 "2003-07-28T04:48:06Z")
hugs friend kind LoL thank you ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/19 "2003-07-28T04:48:09Z")
I thought it was " semplini". ---
**Author:** ![Teelo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@Teelo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teelo)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/20 "2003-07-28T05:16:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Doghouse Reilly \* > \*\*. . . are: > > Shit > Piss > Fuck > Cunt > CockSucker > MotherFucker > Tits \*\* FART TURD AND TWAT!!!😃 New blink album coming…cant wait!!! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336.md?page=2)