# Ten words that you don't say on the SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 27, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336 "2003-07-27T23:52:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/21 "2003-07-28T05:42:35Z")
gypsy especially fat semprini gypsy ::shakes head:: baaaaaaaad ---
**Author:** ![Space\_Vampire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Space\_Vampire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Space_Vampire)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/22 "2003-07-28T06:00:02Z")
Blink… again with this Blink thing… Kids… ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/23 "2003-07-28T06:10:46Z")
Why are people associating George Carlin’s “Seven Words You Can’t Say on TV” with Blink-fucking-182? ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/24 "2003-07-28T06:14:30Z")
circumcision. ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/25 "2003-07-28T07:27:11Z")
Slough Minute Does Desert Lead Route Tear Polish Putting Route Of course you can _spell_ all of those on the SDMB; you just can’t _say_ them… ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/26 "2003-07-28T07:55:06Z")
Breeder ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/27 "2003-07-28T08:08:08Z")
The SDMB Clique [sup]TM[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/28 "2003-07-28T12:21:36Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by dutchboy208_ > What, exactly, is a semprini? [Episode 17](http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode17.htm): > [@](#): > > **BBC Man:** These are the words that are not to be used again on this programme. > > _He clicks the clicker. On screen appear the following slides: \* > B_M > B_TTY > P_X > KN\*CKERS > W\*\*-W\*\* > SEMPRINI > > A girl comes into shot. > > **Girl:** Semprini!? > > **BBC Man:** (pointing) Out! ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/29 "2003-07-28T12:30:09Z")
[blink]I f\*cked your Mom[/blink] ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/30 "2003-07-28T13:03:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Super Gnat \* > \*\*“retard”, or “retarded” if not in a medical context. > “faggot”, unless we’re referring to cigarettes or wood \*\* Or a tasty snack often eaten in countries where people speak with accents. I’m referring, of course, to “pork faggots”. Excellent product. And good advice, I’m told. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/31 "2003-07-28T13:03:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Super Gnat \* > \*\*“retard”, or “retarded” if not in a medical context. > “faggot”, unless we’re referring to cigarettes or wood \*\* Or a tasty snack often eaten in countries where people speak with accents. I’m referring, of course, to “pork faggots”. Excellent product. And good advice, I’m told. ---
**Author:** ![Aries28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Aries28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aries28)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/32 "2003-07-28T13:10:24Z")
Does anybody else think this might be a bad idea??? No? Okay…carry on then… ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/33 "2003-07-28T13:59:32Z")
MP3 Napster Kazaa WinMX File-sharing Download Rip Burn Copy Free music ---
**Author:** ![Pjen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pjen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pjen)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/34 "2003-07-28T14:12:17Z")
From: [http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/radio/musicprog.htm](http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/radio/musicprog.htm) “Semprini Serenade : ‘Old Ones, New Ones, Loved Ones, Neglected Ones…’ with Alberto Semprini (left) and his Orchestra. Some critics dismissed it as musical treacle but a loving and loyal audience lapped it up for more than 25 years during which he made more than 700 programmes.” The sort of radio program that was liked by the people of the age group of the parents of the Monty Pythom Crew. Hence, not a word to be used inpolite company. ---
**Author:** ![refusal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ac91a4/32.png) [@refusal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/refusal)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/35 "2003-07-28T14:19:51Z")
Geronimooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! (So sorry) ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/36 "2003-07-28T16:12:26Z")
Anti-pop-up Parkway echoquack ignore ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/37 "2003-07-28T16:45:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cuauhtemoc \* > \*\*Or a tasty snack often eaten in countries where people speak with accents. I’m referring, of course, to “pork faggots”. Excellent product. And good advice, I’m told. \*\* That could very well be the funniest goddamn thing I have seen all week! Thanks for getting coffee all over my keyboard **cuauhtemoc**. … the link to “faggot fanatics” … oh my gawd…thats hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/38 "2003-07-28T16:58:34Z")
I’m pretty sure you’re allowed to say “nipple”. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/39 "2003-07-28T17:35:52Z")
From the site linked: > [@](#): > > \*\* > It’s no wonder 100 million faggots are eaten in the UK every year!\*\* I had no idea! :eek: An actual list of verboten words on the Dope: nigger fag cunt breeder retard gypsy/gypped white trash fat Nazi Any of these words used seriously in a post are guaranteed to get somebody’s panties in a bunch. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336/40 "2003-07-28T17:39:08Z")
Wait a second, _I_ used those words seriously in a post. Oh no. I’d better hightail it outta here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ten-words-that-you-dont-say-on-the-sdmb/191336.md?page=3)